Anonymous
United States
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Anonymous
Roeselare, Belgium
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
immovingout
Huntington Station, United States
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Betrayed
United States
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
jkin47
United States
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Anonymous
Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Top comments
Laurendorcus 0
Inform him that if his "friend" is going to be sharing the place with you guys then the rent needs to be split 3 ways instead of 2. Either your roommate will have to come up with the money or he'll get mad at his "friend" for not contributing and hopefully he will evict him. :-)
JoshTheMaggot 8
tell him to take you to Fosters. I want to meet Bloo.
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Comments (87)
cthulhu1138 1
If he starts getting on your nerves just introduce him to World of Warcraft. That should occupy his time.
Nic_hole 0
@supmofukka hahaha that be hilarious!!
randyjohns 0
I don't know who are you are talking about... thats why there is this button called "reply"
uncletr 0
it's nice to make new friends.
blonde_headed 10
I feel for you. my ex-roommate talked to her stuffed animals fyl
LeChuck 0
a christian?
pjfromok 0
2 friends at one time, you can't beat that...!!!!!!
DeathShad0 1
Sounds like something I would do just to freak someone out.
Izuation 0
What's wrong with having an imaginary friend? I see nothing wrong with it. ._.
gundamcat 0
So I meet my new room mate today. All was going fine until I told him how I see this spirit that follows me around. After that it went down hill. I hope they get along fine later.
hedgehogs 0
I bet he has a beautiful mind. This guy may not be so bad. I suggest you give it a try. Maybe his imaginary friend will keep everything clean.
boreddoubletears 0
Was that a subtle allusion to the movie "A Beautiful Mind"? If so, I commend you. If not, you should see it because it's a great movie.