Today, my old boss is such an arsehole that not only did he fire me last week, he completely forgot about firing me and when he saw me in the shop as a customer, he yelled at me for being late and out of uniform. I swear his mother didn’t birth him, she shat him out the other hole. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss shouted and screamed at me for my fuck ups that have humiliated the company and cost thousands to put right. It was only when he paused that I was able to tell him he had the wrong guy, he wanted my coworker down the hall. I’ve been here for four years and he still doesn’t know my name. FML
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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MidnaLink 35
You should've said that last line to him. What's he gonna do, fire you again?
mike3775 39
Did you tell him “hey jackass I don’t ******* work here anymore”?
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Comments (3)
mike3775 39
Did you tell him “hey jackass I don’t ******* work here anymore”?
MidnaLink 35
You should've said that last line to him. What's he gonna do, fire you again?
JasonThorn 23
That is a pretty hard line. I'm gonna use it if the situation requires it...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Damn that was extremely graphic. I suggest shopping at a different store if you have the option.