Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
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WCARlover 35
Well you're going to the gym for a reason...I'm sure the bigger biceps will come with time. A better personality for her probably will never come.
everydayGalaXy 11
If not having big biceps is the reason for her to say no to a date then move on. No big loss there.
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everydayGalaXy 11
If not having big biceps is the reason for her to say no to a date then move on. No big loss there.
GrinchFu1 27
Is there a gym where people can go to work on their tact? No? There should be. Dodged a bullet on that one though... Shallow people will nitpick you to the point where you actually believe there's something wrong with yourself. You're good. Screw her.
FMLUser404 4
Sounds like a bit of a prick, but she also was saying that she didnt find you attractive. so im split 50/50
WCARlover 35
Well you're going to the gym for a reason...I'm sure the bigger biceps will come with time. A better personality for her probably will never come.
BestOrginalName 22
Her loss, OP Her true colors shine brighter than a unicorn's shit. At least you found out now, rather than later in your (potentially) committed relationship.
ThrottleJockey 36
Sorry things didn't workout.
nigeriangirl 13
What a tactless way to speak. Sorry op.
PaolaBlack 7
I completely understand if she didn't find you attractive, but there's no need to be rude. You can always work on your biceps, but even then you don't have to modify your body to impress anyone but yourself. You'll find the girl that will see past that type of things. (:
RichardPencil 32
As she walked away, you shoulda said, "Maybe so, but you've never seen a tumor bigger than my penis!" When all is lost, a Hail Mary like that just might work!
latenerd 11
I don't know why this is getting down votes, that's a pretty funny response.
kilobravo 12
Yeah I totally agree! That's a hilarious response. :-)
Misoranomegami 16
Just as a general rule women tend to go to the gym to work out, not be hit on. While she definitely could have been nicer about it I wouldn't suggest leaving the flirting for somewhere else unless you're very sure there's reciprocal interest.
LyricaSilvan 30
Clearly, he WAS sure. He said himself that he thought it was going really well. He just ended up being wrong.
latenerd 11
I think #11 meant, be sure there is interest BEFORE you start hitting on someone. Who knows, maybe she was rude because he wouldn't take a polite hint to go away.