Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Top comments
Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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Comments (220)
ahiddengoddess 9
Your grandma makes me laugh!
yeseniaaa 2
I wonder why no one stopped her.
ogplusog 4
I always got the distinct impression grampa would have been more loving of grandma if he had cheated once, not gotten caught, and felt guilty about it.
anothersuicide 0
Why would he feel bad about it? Grandma sounds like a bitch.
Enigmax2514 7
D'oh ! Why you little... *wrangles grandma*
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'll mace you up good!
Enigmax2514 7
That'll teach you to bullshit... About something's that fake!!!
DeVaughnS 5
Maybe she was just joking around that's what it sounds like
feranmi101 0
Never ignore the wisdom of an elder when she climbed up on that table dentures halfway out and jack Daniels in hand she was giving you from her fountain of wisdom be happy, if my granny had done this I would have handed her a mic and another long island ice tea . Kids these days smh so ungrateful
DeVaughnS 5
Maybe she was just joking around that's what it sounds like
mpclaw 3
And the reason you invited, or failed to muzzle this bitch is......?
Mitzi_doll 0
I feel sorry for your grandfather ..
thiscrazything 1
At least u still have a grandmother! Love her for who she is.