Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Top comments
Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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Comments (220)
Mr_Soups97 3
old people dont know when to shut up
Jacky12 0
She tried to give the result from her experience
cufaoil 11
Granny's just upset because she can't pull ass like that at her age
AScic1 3
As daniel tosh puts it, "you need to plow a 4 to appreciate an 8"
skwonkie 4
Your grandmother is brilliant.
n_epic_fail 14
sounds like a sensible drunk old woman ;)
mini01_fml 0
what does OP mean??
Mirorbo 27
What is the Google?
HomeAl0ne 20
Why is air?
spez8 2
I love it!
Anthony94_fml 7
Dress up as the grim reaper and stand by her bed while shes sleep and wake her up and pull out your hand and say its time.
xxgigixx 1
Wow gee grandma what a great advice you give someone at the after-party, :P wonder how her marriage went. Hope u the best marriage though, ignore the advice tht ur grandma gave u lol :D