Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
impickingyourhomegran
London, United Kingdom
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
gamerguru13
New York, United States
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
chickety boom
Austin, United States
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Anonymous
Grudge
Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML
Anonymous
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
thammer
Appleton, United States
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Anonymous
Invercargill, New Zealand
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Anonymous
These guys
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Top comments
guci101 14
This fml needs a follow up
Welshite 40
Just tell them to arm wrestle and settle it that way. I'll place $20 on Grandma. Any takers?
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Comments (85)
guci101 14
This fml needs a follow up
Yeshua_fml 19
I wonder, was liquor involved? Or a blood feud!?
cakefete2 31
No, this is just the gun toting anti-charity granny from an earlier post.
AmexBlack 24
Maybe granny just forget to take her sanity medication again?
ladybugz23 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I agree!!!
schhichick 14
Perhaps his grandmother was Betty White?
martin8337 36
Big time.
Lebeaugars95 20
*rings bell* Round 2!!
more4me 27
Sure does !
Wizardo 34
'By the power vested in me grandson ******!'
itwasthedognotme 14
Can't imagine anyone saying that, let alone a grandmother.
RedPillSucks 33
I've heard grandmothers say worse.
Welshite 40
Just tell them to arm wrestle and settle it that way. I'll place $20 on Grandma. Any takers?
PenguinBitch 44
Well shite, why not? ;). *places 20*
enddmd 27
I'll put some down on grandma *slides $20*
ocramavaf 15
I'm going with the wife, she's got her pride riding on it
rocker_chick105 31
I'm sorry but 25's pun seems really underappreciated. It was genius.
Samuel5463 12
What pun
lixa123 3
She's treating her like part of the family
annunaki_fml 11
what the **** GG?
Vnzou22 9
congradulations on the wedding!! But seriously, your gramdmother should have settled these issues Before the wedding day.
Nicholas12 15
*congratulations,*grandmother
jakerrrbaker 8
Who won?
MrDonSalvetti 27
Who's next? You decide!
titandesu 14
and a wonder erb reference! i applaud you
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
*tried*
Nuggetzor97 10
Granny does not approve
AmexBlack 24
The evil octogenarian strikes again :( I hope your best man or *someone* had the sense to restrain your grandmother, take her aside and calm her down... Or just take her home..
sunnyray812 42
She just doesn't want to share her grandson.