Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, my grandma told me that if she was a braver person, she would've actually have split up with grandad on their second date, but she was afraid of being alone so she married him instead and had a bunch of kids she never actually wanted. Wow. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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feven 32
I don't know if your grandmother is crazy or cool.
SofaKingPretty 13
Grandma got game
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Comments (131)
feven 32
I don't know if your grandmother is crazy or cool.
thinkaboutit5 17
maybe a little bit of both?
1tsmenoah 20
I'm leaning towards the more cool side
R3TROxLOV3 32
8, that's funny. I'm leaning more towards crazy. I figure that only a person who's not all there would 1) Get involved with a married person, and 2) Later leave that married person because their significant other was taking too long to die.
JMichael 26
I agree with 34. No one in their right mind would put themselves in a situation like that. I'm sorry OP but I'm not sure how this specifically affects you, it's more **** her ex boyfriend's wife's life.
DLT_fml 20
At that (assumed) age, I believe senile may be the more accurate term. But really, that's hilarious.
the_real_aquaman 5
She is just a straight up player
mrningbrd 19
More like crazy cool B-)
khaoticpanda 28
Defenitely a baller
zZLightZz 13
definately cool
R3TROxLOV3 32
Why can't people spell definitely correctly? It's not even a hard word.
EverestMelting 23
Well at least she made the good decision to find another guy rather than trying to be with a taken man..
onealmxwilson 18
Well it's not like her reason for leaving was because he was taken. It's just because his wife wasn't dying soon enough for her liking. She had no good intentions with her choice.
CFB_FRS 27
She doesn't have good intentions. Either way with them
Zellania 9
For all we know, the new boyfriend could be taken too.
SnazzyPotter 17
At least she didn't kill the wife to be with him.
cwrocker 14
*One murder later*
SofaKingPretty 13
Grandma got game
1tsmenoah 20
She got that strong game
CFB_FRS 27
She has better game then me
OysterPearls 33
Wine isn't the only thing that gets better with age, apparently.
REALAfroninga 11
Like a tender fruit. Juicer with age.
EduJav321 24
Grandma be gettin' it
onealmxwilson 18
Why would she want to date a married man in the first place?
emily4040 18
Why wouldn't she? Taken men are always more appealing to women.
gingaa96 18
@emily4040, did you know I have a girlfriend? ;]
Miss_Whipped 43
The thirst is strong with this one.
gpg5 19
The excitement?
LOTRspartan 14
Because she wants all the guys.
Wizardo 34
Coldblooded grandma is coldblooded. Just tell me she isn't a part of teen moms otherwise it isn't looking promising for the home party either.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
She's not too cold blooded.. She at least walked away instead of trying to off his wife. Lol
Rallred32 20
OPs grandma is coldblooded. FALSE. If the grandma was coldblooded, she would most likely die in weather below 32 degrees farenheit. I really need to stop watching the office.
R3TROxLOV3 32
31, it's cold blooded that she even wants the wife to die in the first place. It's also kind of crazy and very alarming.
gracehi 33
This thread is highly offensive to reptiles.
carebear1228 20
she isnt THAT coldblodded, she dumped him
Adam5858 17
She definately doesn't take affect from age !!
JJ_86 22
What?
mt631 18
I think they mean that, despite her age, OP's grandma is still acting young.
RedPillSucks 33
Well. We don't know her age. If she was a teen mom and her child was a teen parent, she could be a grandma in her 30's or 40's
claudia19801811 14
How do you know she's a teen mum?
mathen 9
Some role model. Glad to hear that you took it as an FML.
Taylor22294 24
A FML*
BossMindedFemale 20
Actually, it's "an". The letter 'F', when pronounced, sounds like 'eff'. The sound of the 'E' infront of the letter 'F' makes the word before it, "an". It's really the sound of 'a' 'e' 'i' 'o' and 'u' that requires the "an". Not the letter itself.
ChenEighty 20
I'd like to imagine 18 pronounces it "A Fimul".
iluvFMLs15 19
Why do people do that? try to act cool by correcting someone, when in all actuality, they're wrong and the person they were trying to correct, wasn't ever wrong -.-
JBChristian 47
#24, Thanks for my annual lesson of English.
BossMindedFemale 20
#65, No thanks needed. (:
MzZombicidal 36
#24 schooled you and English isn't even her first language. Boom.
CelticSkye 13
#95 - It's most likely because English isn't #24's first language that she was able to school them. My God-Mother was born and raised in Sicily and she's got the best English speaking and writing skills I've ever seen! I noticed the immigrants that take the time to learn English tend to speak and write it better than those of us who were born in the States to English speaking parents.
TerraShadow 18
Looks like she hasn't changed with age. Still acts like a teenage girl
BossMindedFemale 20
Teenage girl? Um, .. I know plenty of grown ass men and women who go after people who are taken. It's not just teenagers. Or girls. It has to do with personality, not age or gender.
TerraShadow 18
It's a joke. FML is for humor not attacking people when they make a joke. Don't take stuff to seriously.
magiczebra 9
#40 But jokes are supposed to be funny?
TheAbstract 15
Honestly, FML isn't really always for humor. People here post their misfortunes from their daily lives. Granted, some of them are damn hilarious but there are some that just aren't funny at all. Don't try to defend stupidity by saying It's all meant to be funny.
Getty95 13
On the bright side, she is no longer dating a married man...at least I hope not...
oooohmygosh 8
On the bright side she is still mentally all there... Haha sorry that's really awkward!
RedPillSucks 33
Don't know that for sure. Adultery and murderous intent might be brought on by a not so sound mind.
TheAbstract 15
I mean, you could be wrong.
oooohmygosh 8
It's a joke! Hence the haha... Don't take anything to seriously. My grandfather uses me as a wingman sometimes! Old people say and do a lot more things because they don't give a crap anymore. Part of the perks of being old. There's not much you can do, but watch and make sure they really are ok.