The captain
Canada
Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dr House
Today, I was trying to ease off a caffeine headache. I ended up getting a Brain Freeze. FML
milkndstufff
United States
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
BoBandy
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ironic
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
Anonymous
Marietta, United States
Caught it
Today, after months of arguing with doctors and them trying to hand me off to mental health professionals, it turns out I indeed have a physical brain injury they missed. Scary, right? FML
Anonymous
But… the economy!
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Slapstick never gets old
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
alycion
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
CA19oo
Buford, United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Top comments
iEthan 5
Damn Slurpees.
iAmScrubs 19
It's just like inception, but it's not. Fascinating.
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iEthan 5
Damn Slurpees.
StoryOfTheYear 15
OP was drinking a Slurpee with his genitals?
MrBoredGuy 1
Damn herpes What? I like things that rhyme
enonymous 9
I love drinking with my genitals nothing says party like a slurpee in a catheter
StopDropNRoll 11
I'm confused. If you drink with your genitals will you get a brain freeze with your other head( more like just head freeze but you get the question)?
StoryOfTheYear 15
33- It's got a mind of it's own, I tell you
XxHoPPoxX 8
i actually work at my local 7 eleven.....slurpess on da house!!!!
FarSide 23
In your case OP, it caused your FML to get published!
dre_bro11 12
35 is right. And the sad thing is, we can only work one 'mind' at a time... :P
eminemchick 19
we have finally cum to the generation where even our heads are mistaken to be the dick part. why must everything now be sexual in-you-endo?
thesunsetglow_fml 8
44- well us women have figured out that much. -__-
Friaza 29
Just thinking about that hurts O_o
Iheartfunny 1
there so good but so deadly
iAddictiion 0
icwutudidthar
azpallen 0
LOL
KaanTech 0
very brilliant commet
MILFSaregood 7
Well, what are you waiting for? What does it feel like
azpallen 0
LOL
iAmScrubs 19
It's just like inception, but it's not. Fascinating.
heartbrakej 0
Best movie ever!
airforce987 20
37 - not quite...
baddud300 6
I'm pretty sure the best movie ever is Battlefield Earth.
azpallen 0
LOL
violetdabomb 0
Oh god :| Brain freezes are already excruciating for a normal person
howdmynosego 12
No seriosly I hope your alright
azpallen 0
LOL
Sexy123456 0
was it painful?
iEthan 5
Actually it felt like an ******. -___-
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
Obviously. 0.o
skyttlz 32
Jee I wonder.
FarSide 23
An ****** in reverse...
iAintEvenMad 0
6- That's what she said.
DottieGothicGirl 3
Brain freezes suck monkey balls
ariannaimelda 7
This makes me want to discover what that feels like
Sgt_Minty 0
I giv ur comments thumbs up mostly for your pic lol
oops_im_fucked 8
I'm guessing you wouldn't though. That's the thing.
milou_fml 6
did they cancel out?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Op Your situation is like first time sex. First you are exited, then it starts to hurt, then you end with unsatisfiying Results (someone help me spell unsatisfiying right, NO GRAMMAR NAZIS)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Whoops forgot about the head injury part sorry op .______.
azpallen 0
LOL exited
iAmScrubs 19
Grammar Nazi iAmScrubs reporting for duty. I found two spelling mistakes. Exited should be excited and unsatisfiying should be unsatisfying. Now, I must return to my march. Hup two three four.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wtf we're both are #17? also glad I made you horny
THE_A_TEEN 28
Grammer nazi meet a couple rounds from my M1911 courtesy from an american. Good day sir or good night from where i'm from
azpallen 0
LOL exited
KaanTech 0
49 i see what you did there Ha-Ha !!!!!!!!!! grammer nazi or grammer naxi ??? hmmm i m confused 23 meet my tsar bomb that i burrowed from old KGB agent (nuclear bomb that can cause deadly fallout on whole europe if explode in center of london)
THE_A_TEEN 28
@49 your logic confuse me. Dont assume, im not excluding america from the third reich of the grammar nazi. Read my comments. @51 yes, thats nice but feel the power of americas arsenal of nukes, bitch