Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Top comments
Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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Comments (220)
boomsma 0
Crazy old grannies these days.............what are we gonna do with them?
skyeyez9 25
She was either very intoxicated or has dementia.
Gemmy_44 7
Maybe the open bar was a bad idea. Also, kinda hoping your mom/dad looks like your grandfather...and not the mailman (or back then, the milkman). Hopefully Granny wasn't speaking from personal experience. Congrats on your marriage!
StarFishSteven 5
I'm sure Grandad would object to that logic...right?
loserman67 36
I think Grandad had something to do with that logic - Old Grandad
SLC_grumpypants 5
She's actually wrong. The secret is to never get married in the first place. Shes just mad she screwed up & got married to GrandPa.
red1355 6
AWSOME! !!!!!!!!
mikagesouji 0
Grandma is right. Most mammals, including humans, are meant to be polygamous. Stupid religion and society that ruined things for everyone.
mikagesouji 0
*It's only. Sorry for the mistake.
perdix 31
Maybe Granny's right. I hope you used the day you probably looked your best to distribute your number to the groomsmen. Perhaps you could verify if the Best Man deserved his title.
imnotcraZ 0
Words of drunk buddha...never good