Suzie Leone
United States
Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany
Let it all hang out
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Timewaster
Today, I spent the afternoon transplanting a whole bunch of corn seedlings that sprouted, even turning over the new soil with compost and fertiliser. While watering them in, I realised they're actually all just weeds. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
JurassicHole
United States
Boom!
Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Quality family time
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Anonymous
Stoughton, United States
Family is everything
Today, I thought I would take my family to the beach for the day. My wife is sitting on the front porch, not talking to me, because after working a 60-hour week, I would rather enjoy my family and the fruits of my labor, rather than help her clean the house that she has spent all week at, doing nothing. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Claire
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Green fingers
Today, it's been a few weeks since I took up gardening to relax, caring for my plants, and they finally started blooming. Excitedly, I posted a picture online, only to have a friend tell me that my "beautiful flowers" are actually weeds. Apparently, I have a talent for cultivating the unwanted. FML
Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What kind of weed?
cBlackout 13
Then later you can all paint the garage, oh it'll be so much fun.
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Comments (91)
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What kind of weed?
imustbeinsane 2
Exactly what I was thinking
spala 2
Lol same
Lindahhxd 7
Is that what they call it now-a-days?
blobs1907 3
Ohh Mexican families today
LookOnBrightSide 12
OP, can I join in on your family fun night? All this talk of weed definitely sounds like a good time.
construction 7
You guys pull em.... I'll smoke em!
Jonkbaby 23
hey, better than pushin daisies
KeyboardWarrior 10
Pulling weeds as in from the ground. It's to stop the weeds from absorbing all the nutrients so the other plants don't die.
zombiegold 23
There are different kinds of weed?
shutupYDI 4
56- you suck.
KeyboardWarrior 10
59 Cool story bro.
sirhobothesecond 3
Hahaha over a 1000 varieties actually
TheKingOfHearts 19
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
cBlackout 13
Then later you can all paint the garage, oh it'll be so much fun.
heilheather 7
Be glad you have a loving family that want to spend time together!
pretty_coin 11
after the painting the garage you can all have joyous fun cleaning it!
yahoowizard 16
Switch to LSD then watch the painted garage come to life
lebronesque73091 12
I think the name needs to be changed to something else.
pm_sky 0
Your comment : fantastic
Chad_the_Brony 0
Are you retarded or are you OCD to add 'Your comment :' every time you post?
BarDownDaily 12
16- What if he was? Bet you would feel like an asshole.
ladyLALAA 29
Maybe it's a feature on the phone/device that can't be removed?
MissMae93 23
47 - Nope, there's nothing wrong with the app seeing as it's never happened to me and it's all I use.
marigoldcobain 21
19, they wouldn't feel like an asshole because they literally just asked if they were ocd. They wouldn't ask if they didn't like one of the only two options.
mspoutylips 8
Our family fun night is when everyone's on the couch, farting & blaming each other for it.
ICATiger 13
"Pass the joint Mom!"
missL1z 5
With all that hard work, a good conversation is always good and pictures! As dull as the job may be, down the road when looking at old photos, this could be one of the fondest!
K_kanaka 26
So this is what you do on "family fun night"...I wonder how your chores go.
GohanRZ9 0
Atleast it's not marijuana..
BarDownDaily 12
Where does it say that?
GohanRZ9 0
my bad, I thought the OP meant Weed as in drug.
boofgall 16
I think that'd actually be a LOT better than pulling weeds from the yard.
Incredible_92 11
Damn Gohan, for someone with glasses you're really uneducated, or you're the best mastermind troll ever!
Roevera 14
Sounds like my family night.. usually it's the "ten second tidy" with my mom.. like we're on the friggen Big Comfy Couch..
Pr0metheus 7
Chillin' with Lunnette and Molly?
Zoh_Aubrey 8
A clown and her dolly?
kay2810 9
Then after that you guys can clean out the shed, it will be so much fun! FYL.