Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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Comments (220)
IFeel4Yeah 5
Well, look on the bright side, you married the man of your dreams. That's more then some people can say.
BoredomCentral 8
Someone wasn't happy during THEIR marriage....
turtleomnom 0
NO! THATS ALL WRONG! my grandmas advice was to never refuse your husband... what's disturbing is the fact that she's told me this is what she did and she's 83 and looks like a raisin...
leannecloveryau 11
Same...I totally agree...
leannecloveryau 11
Same...
hyden121 2
Wow...Hopefully she will be dead soon and leave you behind a big inheritance...
cheer4ever96 8
Hope the man of your dreams didn't think you'd follow your drunk grannie's advice.
pepsilove_fml 4
maybe you should start questioning about who your real grandfather is o.0
little_monster21 0
just not something one should talk about on a wedding...hope you don't let it ruin your day, congratulations :)
Lipsforbiting 7
Rofl that's awful, but hilarious at the same time. Sorry you have such a crazyass grandma, though. ):