Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML
Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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jonnymohio 2
Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.
JassyJas 2
ewwww
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Comments (78)
JassyJas 2
ewwww
ronton 4
Oedipus!!
hobojo11 0
yay incest
Idonebeenhad 17
idiot^
SomeRussianGirl 3
Why are you ******* your Manager? That's pretty Slutty YDI
THEsuperMANLYman 10
You and your mom are both ******
Grizz8831 14
how so? because OP didnt inform her parents she is sleeping with the manager of the placerherfamily owns? A) I doubt it helps her employment to sleep with him. B) it would cause drama for the family. the mother though... I will let you have that one. cheating is a shittything to do.
reecescuphoe 0
ha ha ha thats all i gotta say....things like this always seem to happen
newmanlyman3 8
well **** you **** yor mom **** your manager **** dog heck **** me!!!!! lolz XD. EH NO!!!
mootoo31 6
Coming full circle. It's the circle of life.
jonnymohio 2
Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.
cj_2_trill 0
foursome?
Mylees 0
Haha. that'd be 'awesome', lol
mandacakes 0
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ewe, could he be your dad? when did they sleep together? u need a dna test and need to go on the maury talk show
zac12345 0
ewe is a female sheep
youjustmademelol 4
Couldn't be the dad the mom is cheating on the dad and that was a one night stand so no not her dad
XaosZaleski 0
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Meh. Your fault for sleeping with him. I hope he turns out to be your father, just so you're scarred for life.
SpicyDuck 22
I doubt she would be sleeping with someone old enough to be her dad. Not saying it doesn't happen, just saying I don't think it makes sense in this situation.
kukopia 0
The ho doesn't fall far from the ho-bush. Like mother, like ho. He got in both your jeans 'cause ho'in is in both your genes.
ilaiseven 0
wow, you don't sound like an ignorant moron, nope, not at all
kukopia 0
Congrats on proper use of the big word!! Who's a smart one.. YOU're a smart one!!
music_baby224 0
nice play on words sparky.
silversti 0
lol
perdix 31
Cool! You could have a kid and a sibling at the same time! And they would be uncle/aunt - nephew/niece and half-siblings at the same time. Your family tree will look like a bonzai!
HxCereal 0
it would be a wreath...not banzai :p
Firetroop 0
OOH, that idea reminds me of a song, about a fictional person whose dad married the person's son in law, which made the person his own grandpa!
Starfire22 5
ewwwwww!!!! so I wonder if he compares the two of you or if it's a " apple doesn't fall far from the tree" thing
UMAD_fml 0
your family is ****** up!
Webbie 0
ha ha ha , can we say Daddy?