Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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Comments (221)
GoArmy6624 7
hahahahaha fatty
KrazyForYourLuv 0
well now, that's a fail...
minniemouse61 0
FYL haha tht couldn't get much worse!!
mouse1 0
stupid fat bitch
9hunterp 0
how could you..now the diary will hat you forever. boo freaking who no reads your diary but you!!
FlaGuy21 0
But can your big ass fool a diary? I think not.
zombiegurl101 4
... o.O
sinningkitten 2
ROTFLMFAO!
Vaesive 0
Dear diary, I'm a lying loser who lures to you and then feels my life sucks and posts it on fml. Fml
Vaesive 0
Anyone else read it like this: "Dear diary, I'm a loser who lies to you, thinks my life sucks and then posts it on fml. Fml"