Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML
Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
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pandemic_fml 0
I do stuff like that, OP. I'll tell myself: "If you can walk faster than the person in front of you and pass them before you get to that street light, you totally win and are awesome at life. Double points if you can do it without them noticing that they've been shamefully defeated!"
trebor8586 0
what is wrong with enjoying snow?
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Comments (88)
bettadenne1 0
ok soo what?
TapeMan_3000 0
lol his whole life turned around cause his snowman lasted a whole week.
jdub28 0
today I wasted 45 seconds of my life reading this pathetic post; fml.
1800getalife 0
call the number on my username
livluvlaff8 0
this guy is a loser
Cupcaken 0
@jdub28.. you read slow oO
Jrook 0
16 you read slow, and that makes your life pathetic. fyl
FYLDeep 26
Please tell me where you live so I can come and destroy your snowman for wasting my time. Plus, you'll have a slightly better FML to post.
giannee 0
@#50, lmaooo.
fcukyoudoug 0
And then you decided to waste 45 more seconds to write a complaint about it. XD
fireobsessed 0
nooo point..... not worth my time
marleytooyou 0
sooo who cares no one thinks smart things all the time
Smiz 0
it took you 45 seconds to read this?
lemony_fml 0
hardly a FML...
menother 2
I would do that too...
Eddie_Paints 0
Yeah you need to get a life, if a snowman is the biggest excitement in your life!
ToteMagotes 0
A whole week! Oh boy I'm jealous. Lol.
trebor8586 0
what is wrong with enjoying snow?
kiss_of_death 0
who wouldnt be excited????
pandemic_fml 0
I do stuff like that, OP. I'll tell myself: "If you can walk faster than the person in front of you and pass them before you get to that street light, you totally win and are awesome at life. Double points if you can do it without them noticing that they've been shamefully defeated!"
MQ_was_here 0
lol, that made me "awww". Ahem.
vincebloo 0
I do that stuff all the time ! lol
memsyeash 0
heehee! I'm going to try this today! :)
pandemic_fml 0
It truly makes life with living on crappy days. :D
comatoast 0
lol. I do that when I'm driving. if someone passes me, I HAVE to pass them back up. Or I'll make my turn and then they're "disqualified" from my race for going off course.
ImaginaryFoe 1
OMG I do that all the time! Glad I'm not the only one. Hmmm, I wonder if we've competed against each other...
CrzyMnky 0
I've actually done that a few times on my way to the bus.
jmeshvrd 13
You sound like Chris Hardwick from #@Midnight
srunano 4
I don't think that this is fml worthy just because the op came to the sudden realization that he needs a life...Just find some friends op I bet you will do fine
KiwiBlam 4
Today, I got excited because there was a new FML on this website. It took a whole minute to load because our internet is crap, which is common in my area. Then I realized how lame this whole FML was. FML
Anonnamus 0
Win.
Anti09 1
You realized how lame your train of thought was... and your next logical step was to tell everybody about it on the internet? This isn't FML worthy, it's not even MLIA worthy. YDI for wasting my internet.
srunano 4
I could have been watching "the internet is for ****" instead of reading this