koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Anonymous
Lyon, France
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
nomorecleaning
Augusta, United States
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
So you're dating a prostitute.
AnnaDeWitt 27
Sounds awful but that doesn't mean he doesn't like you. He could have started dating you for the money but ended up falling for you. I think we need the rest of the story.
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Comments (81)
feven 32
Did you ask him to split it at least? Also you wrote that he's your boyfriend so did he fall in love with you in the process?
feelingold 18
Yes, remember how well this turned out in Ten Things I Hate About You? Next he'll use the money to buy OP a guitar and they'll live happily ever after.
orbit 22
It worked out in Failure to Launch.
khaoticpanda 28
I understand what your saying. He COULD have taken the money and ran so maybe its not so dramatic, but he actually likes her.
annarcheer 19
you'd think if he did love her he wouldn't have taken the money in the first place but you never know maybe he did fall in love.
RecklessLove 18
He would've taken the money in the beginning because he wasn't in love with her then. Obviously, something changed which made him tell her. Whether it be that he fell in love or something else.
BI4ze 17
Gotta love moms
sweetestname 12
Did she pay him to stay with you?
bearstyle22 11
How much?
americanafrican 32
50 bucks
k007dot 10
Cheap ****!
DomiLove 26
Merry Christmas, your moms checks are bouncing so it's over :)
pete9913 23
hopefully his feelings changed after he got to know you
AnOriginalName 19
So you're dating a prostitute.
orbit 22
They prefer escort.
AnnaDeWitt 27
Sounds awful but that doesn't mean he doesn't like you. He could have started dating you for the money but ended up falling for you. I think we need the rest of the story.
Stazza11 27
Exactly, when you think about it everything happens for a reason, maybe the bribe was the start of a long and happy relationship.
imapartypooper 15
This sounds like the plot of a romantic comedy.
princesspeachxox 18
It's basically "ten things I hate about you"
Zebediabolical 45
I'm sure I saw this plot on Netflix at leash half a dozen times in the past couple weeks. We took turns picking movies. She liked RomComs.
Yakostovian 18
I'm so sorry for you #43. That sounds like a close approximation of hell to me.
Kielnmsoftly 26
#58 Still a better love story than twilight.....
Zebediabolical 45
I can put up with 95 minutes of almost anything so long as it leads to sex!
eksyneet 23
maybe he's just trying to dump you "creatively" to shift the blame from himself. i suggest you talk to your mom before jumping to conclusions.
mokka44 8
I was once paid to go out with someone. Her sister thought we would make a good couple and couldn't think of a better way to introduce us. We dated for a while and it made for a fun story.
DorLeon 14
how much did u pay?
miianah1 22
39, he was the one getting paid.
DorLeon 14
so how much did they pay? :)