Today, I managed to shave a single stripe out of the right side of my beard before the trimmer sparked and caught fire. I have a job interview in twenty minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML
Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML
Today, to save money, I tried following a YouTube tutorial to trim my beard myself. Halfway through, the clippers slipped, and now I have a huge chunk missing in the middle of my chin. I tried to even it out, but it just got worse. Now I look like I lost a fight with a Flymo. FML
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rainbowdonnareed 18
Why did you wait till the last minute to get ready? If you had started like two hours before ? Then you could have time to get a razor
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is why you always keep a disposable razor handy. Although even if you had one, you would have probably been late to your interview anyway, so your appearance wouldn't have mattered. Why on Earth weren't you out the door by then? Do you live next door to where you applied to work?
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rainbowdonnareed 18
Why did you wait till the last minute to get ready? If you had started like two hours before ? Then you could have time to get a razor
Lydmyers 9
poor time management there, my friend. YDI
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is why you always keep a disposable razor handy. Although even if you had one, you would have probably been late to your interview anyway, so your appearance wouldn't have mattered. Why on Earth weren't you out the door by then? Do you live next door to where you applied to work?
mando 10
That's quite a look you must have 🤣
juggalo2 22
Do the interview in profile. It will be memorable and unique.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
For not having more than one trimmer ydi but otherwise **** that sucks lol
Crowned Sataness 12
you have to be there in 20, you're not even dressed yet and you're stopping to post this immediately? total YDI
jrn 14
Wear a face mask
Alyssa Marie Stratton 4
have to wear a mask anyway! you'll be okay
DLBL 23
Tell the interviewer that you're going for the Hunger Games Host look.