Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
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ecilart 0
ahahaha that is awesome
xkaokaox 0
tell your teacher what **** means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)
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Comments (308)
ecilart 0
ahahaha that is awesome
soccerfreak878 0
threadjacking ftw! haha yeah thts hilarious ur teacher is an innocent person!
cheergirly789 4
Haha *saves to favorites* [:
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
wow lol!!
BigDaddyCain 0
She's giving you hints.. Those, "Meet me after class" type hints.
iBiteRoses 22
Oh that's gross!
aliciamartinez15 11
Lill works just as well! Lol
jtrg 5
jill plus Liz = lill and jiz...she just has a lill jiz in her class
xkaokaox 0
tell your teacher what **** means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)
camey61 0
That would be f*cking hilarious
kaycee1996 5
The teacher already looks like a fool not knowing :D
michellenKG 5
Way back in 7th grade a bunch of guys in my class used to say "What the ****" and our teacher had no idea what it meant so he decided to be the "cool teacher" and write it all over one students' school issued agenda. He didn't work at our school for very long.
tac0609 13
298, that comment just made my day
scarletlily_fml 3
Did you **** in your pants?
MiGman 5
#3 people who **** in thier pants may need a new pair of pants along with a girlfriend
albinorhino 0
Y won't my my comment show up
aktooki 0
I dunno. I can't see it either /:
lalagurl11 6
I can c it
ASUdec 0
He knows what it means. You had something on your face.
InsanePlagued 0
That's funny. sounds like something my science teacher would definitely do. xD but did you ever stop to think that maybe your teacher was hinting at something? ;)
Quagmire_ladies 9
He was prob in a fantasy land gettin his grove on while saying attendance an when he finished "instead of keeping it in... he **** out loud"
takemetotheriot 0
are you that one girl that always gets hit in the face with a ball in gym class?
writergirl23 19
Are you a twilight fan?
razbery_nerd 4
Haaha.. I had to ask like three people to finally get that.. XP!
24788 7
There's nothing wrong with your parents name you ****. I mean Liz.
b182link 0
hahaha was the other girl Lil? cuz u should yrad with her
SadNemo 0
Lil ****?
I_lost_the_game 25
244 yeah, I would totally yrad with her.
ASUdec 0
I meant she
evanwilliams 4
Classy, you must be such a lady.