Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
Today, I snuck out of my bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up my new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash my hands and walk back into the room she had pooped, peed, and left potty-paw-prints all over my bed. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I came downstairs to find that our dog's six puppies, who have their own puppy-door to go outside whenever they want, had peed and pooped all over the floor, walked through the pee, and were now happily chewing on a half-rotten deer's head which they had dragged inside. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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saramarie 0
#3?
WhyAmUHere 19
What?
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Frlf 0
Well, he atleasts knows how to pee :D
groverone 0
That's what my dog does! She's an 8 month puppy and we take her out every hour, but in the morning, for some reason she poops outside then comes back in and poops again. The trainer thinks she's not digesting her food. Sux either way.
mfed1120 0
#3=epic fail. bright-side he knows how to pee outside now work on the pooping part.
JFox 8
Lay off the drugs, number three. Also.. DO NOT shove his face in it!! The dog won't understand that you don't want him to poo inside, he'll think you don't want him to poo in front of you. If you shove his face in it, what will likely happen is that he won't go while you take him for a walk, but will wait until you get home and go somewhere hidden, like your closet or under the table.
lolwut_fail 0
You scared the poo out of your puppy with your relentless praise. I hope you learn your lesson.
LuvPink 0
hahaha aw he's trying! it's hard to potty train pups, just keep at it :)
Dreamlite 0
That's one of the joys of owning a young puppy. He'll probably do it a few more time before he learns not to use house as a potty. It took a month for my puppy to figure it out.
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
i think you scared her so she thought she was supposed to shit in your house
turtlellama 0
I think #3 meant to reply to this FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1588252 He's still an idiot though.
leero 0
Eh, this happens to everyone who gets a new puppy. I spent an entire lunch break trying to get mine to go potty outside and when I finally gave up and let her back in, she ran and pooped on the carpet. #9, your friend deserved it, there's plenty of time to get out of the way before a puppy poops on you.. lol