Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
Today, I snuck out of my bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up my new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash my hands and walk back into the room she had pooped, peed, and left potty-paw-prints all over my bed. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I came downstairs to find that our dog's six puppies, who have their own puppy-door to go outside whenever they want, had peed and pooped all over the floor, walked through the pee, and were now happily chewing on a half-rotten deer's head which they had dragged inside. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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asdf543 0
haha poop http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=g1j7n71b7vjz839xxgk3rlm48loz
iluvcody 0
this is NOT an FML. its a new puppy. that isnt potty trained. potty train it and quit your bitching.
horyo 0
This is where Positive reinforcement fails. And you let the dog just run out and play?
MukyDaCookie 0
Not as bad as the chick who kicked her puppy in the face, causing it to empty it's bowels whenever it sees her.
summer66_fml 0
oh God....at first when i read the part about the sliding glass door & the puppy i thought you were going to say something along the lines of "im on the second/third floor and my puppy walked off the balcony". so see? at least that didnt happen....
Ohnoitslindsay 0
This is not even remotely an FML. OP must be a first time dog owner. And is anyone else pretty annoyed by all of these people spamming the same link all over the place?
nacho_libre 0
awww poor thing! Dogs can really be like kids sometimes... But I agree with those telling you not to rub his face in it, it confuses the dog. You're better off teaching your dog who the alpha is (you) by using a deep voice when you say "No" or whatever negative word and a high voice for "good dog!". This mimicks the different types of barks the pack leader would give the pup when it behaves or misbehaves. It is much more effective than "traditional" dog training. Next time, try puppy pad training the dog by placing the pad by the door. the dog will get the message that you want him to poop or pee on the pad and when you remove the pad, the dog will go to the door and not seeing the pad he or she will let you know they gotta potty and you can let them outside. I've trained 4 dogs this way and it works like a charm!
thejuggernaut09 1
haha wow http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=zdf70nh8v4p458qi4zwyizio17xbc
subliminal23 0
im with #76 FML is getting lame
airandfingers 0
"Today, my new puppy pooped in the house. FML."