Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML
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jazzyjada10 6
this fml has the award of having the least comments
xNephilim 19
To prevent THIS, meaning the dog pooping inside, from happening.
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Comments (21)
your_face 15
Ha, looks like your dog wanted to be just like you! Seriously though, that sucks.
blakehilli8 0
Second
averageirishman 0
Why the **** would you watch your dog shit
showrunner 0
YDI for watching your dog shit
lxclark 17
Hahah I thought the same thing.. WHY..?
xNephilim 19
To prevent THIS, meaning the dog pooping inside, from happening.
12mp04 0
HAHAHAHA That's one of the funniest ones I've seen here Sucks for you though... but on the bright side you made quite a few people laugh :).
yomama97 5
I've stepped in dog shit barefoot inside at my bestfriends house the first time I stayed there xD
jaychourox121 15
at least he knows where to go in the house. now you just need to work on the exact location. lmao
igotbigdick 0
i have a hugh dick
Mauskau 36
bless. how come this has 5 comments :/
slientRequiem 0
#6 in soviet Russia, comment... oh **** it
wazowski77 0
Why were u watching ur dog pinch a loaf
jazzyjada10 6
this fml has the award of having the least comments
supsup1 1
Lol that sucks
jeremy0690 0
r u sure it was the dog...??