Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
Today, I snuck out of my bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up my new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash my hands and walk back into the room she had pooped, peed, and left potty-paw-prints all over my bed. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I came downstairs to find that our dog's six puppies, who have their own puppy-door to go outside whenever they want, had peed and pooped all over the floor, walked through the pee, and were now happily chewing on a half-rotten deer's head which they had dragged inside. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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saramarie 0
#3?
WhyAmUHere 19
What?
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Comments (102)
YLIF 0
wow
nirenna 6
hahaha
Lolerskatez 0
Halfway there!
mattiscool 0
lol
PSmitty4956 0
you deserve this one for not having a fake ID
WhyAmUHere 19
What?
saramarie 0
#3?
tiltwrestler 0
Dogs don't learn just by praise. There has to be a combination of praise, as well as scolding and punishment for doing something wrong. Otherwise he isn't going to learn. You spoil and kiss the puppies ass, and he is just going to shit in your face... or in this case, your house. You should have yelled "no" or "dont pee" or "bad dog", or something along those lines... shoved the turd in his face... and made him stay outside longer than he wanted to. Next time, he would think twice before ******** in your house. Problem solved :)
Maddisonboii 0
You should have eaten his poopy.
elloskipper 0
Aww. My dog did the exact same thing when we were potty training her. :P #5, no need to be so harsh. Potty training a new puppy is hard.
vt_mruhlin 0
Look at it this way: you're halfway there.
Spiffy 0
That happened to a friend of mine, but instead her dog crapped all over her feet. She wasn't wearing shoes or socks or anything.
ReplicasWaifu 0
#9's friend had a better FML then the OP's.