Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
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Top comments
coolstorybro6969 6
Maybe he thought if he did it again, he'd get another treat
KaelaKhaotic 5
Looks like it's time for new treats.
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Comments (56)
coolstorybro6969 6
Maybe he thought if he did it again, he'd get another treat
simmer333 0
Read the fml again. He got the treat for the grass. Not the patio.
Andrew910 5
Maybe the treat you gave him did that
sarahlouise0506 10
Thank you for clarifying what OP had already mentioned.
ddddddddg 9
No im definitely sure it was a flower -.-
BulldogHoops 14
Very good Andrew, very good!
sarah56195 0
You dont say.
karahillman12 0
Lol that made my day
ILoveIronMan6283 3
Are you kidding me
KaelaKhaotic 5
Looks like it's time for new treats.
TrueTriage 16
Scooby Snacks might work better.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or less of them. Sounds like OP gave quite a lot. it's just a puppy!
patrickalamo 48
He's just a pup babies will do that. I've found verbal praise and touch works better than food.
heitwl 1
Dogs will learn to go outside when there business. Bet every dog I have had will start to wretch of they have hard wood, concrete, grass or carpet it will always be the carpet.
IOmnomHard 10
...What.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It wasn't his fault. Sometimes my older dog still gets sick (very rarely, and when it's very bad we understand why she couldn't get outside fast enough). Hope his stomach feels better :)
tony1891 22
good boy.
kellandj2019 7
spewed up the treat, or it's business?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
The puppy puked up the treat.
kellandj2019 7
its* I can't believe that happened this is SO embarassing
kellandj2019 7
in that case, just be glad he pikes up the treat, not the poo
kellandj2019 7
I meant pukes
sarahlouise0506 10
Just shh
Transform 3
I think it's his way of telling you to get better treats.
melij99 5
I find verbal humiliation works best on puppies.