Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
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24788 7
Haha, it's a dog. Same brain as a man.
epoh_fml 0
how is that cute? O_o
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shaliOn 0
Awee, how cute. Lmfao
epoh_fml 0
how is that cute? O_o
zac12345 0
not even cute, that's crazy hot
seanreddog 4
This is why cats are better! But I agree this is cute if it's just a puppy. If it's full grown ya shoulda trained it better.
shaliOn 0
#3 Sarcasm!
buddybudda 0
high five dog
breakingakajav 0
not a fml, it does suck- but your life isn't f-ed
KingDingALing 9
i disagree #8...cat piss smells horrible...so does cat shit...i can smell it from a mile away... :(
seanreddog 4
So does any animals piss and shit. but cats shit in a box so you can just throw it away.
epoh_fml 0
I think it all smells equally bad, 14. I had a lhaso apso with seperation anxiety. he peed every time I left for the first 6 mos I had him fortunately he always peed on the kitchen floor so it was easy to clean. but it still smelled. on a side note, I miss my Marshmallow :(
KingDingALing 9
my dogs piss doesnt smell....but their shit definitly does....unortunately, my cat made a habit of pissing in my dirty laundy...
Ms_Jessie22 8
Let the training commence!
doo_da_doo 0
that's what you get for leaving a dog an hour to pee. he probaby did pee ten needed to pee again when you let him in. YDI.
smiley_ily 0
:) you're dog is awesome OP.
ashlynn610 12
all it wanted was to give you a present!!! (:
grace9856 0
I agree with 13
ICallShenanigans_fml 0
#1 im pree sure ive seen u before, haha do u know declan?
Nena713 0
Lol. Just be glad he didn't have diarrhea. My dog had it a couple days ago. Thank God for wood floors. Just Lysol and febreze the area.
christa953 12
an hour? seems kinda long. and wtf cats suck dogs are where it's at
MichieBabiie 0
You're life isn't ****** Op. You decided to get a dog so stop whining and clean that up.
tehamericanboy94 0
LOL 25...T Mobile.
IchBeinEinTier 0
does anybody else think it's weird that seanreddog (emphasis on dog) is saying that cats are better?
andruha1123 5
eat that dog, it taste just like chicken
JustinKingr 0
q
DGAFprincess 0
here's an idea- train your dog! it's people like you that make people think dogs are stupid and filthy.
IchbinSyn 0
Get a cat I love kitties
DGAFprincess 0
eww no. cats suck. why would you train an animal to use your home as a toilet?
scarletdragonfly 5
88 - As in, train it to use a litter box? That's not it using your house as a restroom.
Volleygal 0
Wow that must suck. You should get a new dog
tashbash 0
Is that not a bit harsh, all it did was pee in the house, most pets do that at some point
melonkelly 0
or just train it? Not that hard
24788 7
Haha, it's a dog. Same brain as a man.
marinus_fml 20
WTF?
24788 7
haha, it's true.
cincin75 0
Puppy trick... they do like it, don't they?
ICallShenanigans_fml 0
yah id shit ona floor to piss somebody off, especially at a house party or something when nobody knows i did it
jgilez 0
op your no longer the master your dog now owns you
stupid20201 0
what a bitch… I'm talking about the dog not u #1
shaliOn 0
Haha, ohkaay
seanreddog 4
Dogs suck.
melonkelly 0
You're obsessed with cats and hate dogs. We get it. Chill.
seanreddog 4
You can't take a joke. We get it. Chill.
FYLDeep 26
That's when you bitch-slap the dog hard enough so it doesn't dare do that again.
ToNstAAr 8
He's a dog like he knows what he's doing..
Eyeliner_fml 0
that sucks but it's pretty funny xD
sindy23 0
train ur dog
hijaz25 4
I agree
lovinit5683 0
Just clean it up. My dog throws up/ pees occasionally to. Seriously not an FML. I swear the FML place or whatever picks some of the stupidest FMLs and not the good ones!!