Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
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Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
Today, I snuck out of my bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up my new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash my hands and walk back into the room she had pooped, peed, and left potty-paw-prints all over my bed. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I came downstairs to find that our dog's six puppies, who have their own puppy-door to go outside whenever they want, had peed and pooped all over the floor, walked through the pee, and were now happily chewing on a half-rotten deer's head which they had dragged inside. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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LilKonvicted 0
dog 1- 0 carpet
jumpgurl23 0
hahaha my dog did the same freakin thing. I would take her outside every half hour and she would never go and as soon as i let her in the ****** would shit and pee in the corner. so frustrating but she finally learned.
24788 7
Dogs do this all the time. Especially when they're young.
martron3000 5
The puppy probably thought it was leaving you a lovely "present" since you seemed to have liked the pee so much, having just praised it so much! haha
Some___Guy 0
What a horribly f*ed life. I've never heard of anyone training a dog before.
scarnox 0
wow get over it! i have a puppy too and he has peed and pooped on our carpet SEVERAL times. just clean it up and go on training the dog, your life isnt over...
vt_mruhlin 0
I'm guessing you were inside while you were praising him too? He probably mistook that for an invitation to come on in.
scarnox 0
@ no. 5...i agree that you should tell the dog "no" or something along those lines if he does that, but shoving his face in the poop is in NO WAY the right thing to do. That just makes the dog think that what you want him to do is to shove his face in his poo every time he takes a dump.
petey293 0
HA!
shacala 0
Why does EVERY. SINGLE. fml turn into a debate about something. why can't people just comment rather than attack?