Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
Today, I snuck out of my bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up my new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash my hands and walk back into the room she had pooped, peed, and left potty-paw-prints all over my bed. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I came downstairs to find that our dog's six puppies, who have their own puppy-door to go outside whenever they want, had peed and pooped all over the floor, walked through the pee, and were now happily chewing on a half-rotten deer's head which they had dragged inside. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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saramarie 0
#3?
WhyAmUHere 19
What?
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Comments (102)
Sage1314 4
Eh, new puppy, what did you expect? Not really a FML, now, is it?
Nakedsquirrel 5
...did anyone else read the first sentence and expect the FML to be about getting robbed?
jj732 0
lol #3 you make no sense
HeyyyBrahhh 0
That's acctually kind of cute.
crap09 0
I think #3 was trying to comment on the person with the lawnmower thing.
KwitIt 0
I disagree with the people who say that you should punish the dog for pooping in the house. The dog will NOT learn from this. Yes, it will look ashamed, but that's because you're yelling at it. Dogs don't have that good of a memory. The best potty training method for my three dogs has been IMMEDIATE rewards for going potty outside, NOT punishment. I'm sad to say that we started off by scolding the dogs, but it didn't work and we quickly got rid of that method. So, OP, good job on praising the puppy for doing well outside! Sounds like s/he is almost there!
Loe_307 0
At least poop is easy to pick up. Pee can stain the carpet etc.
Zog21 0
EPIC Dog > Carpet
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I actually laughed at this. You should probably scold him next time.
losergirl 0
My pup used to do that. Pick up the poop and take it outside to the "pooping" area. Dump it out there and show the dog that it's there, while saying "Outside" firmly. Don't rub his nose in it though; that's bad for them. He'll learn [: