Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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CassT 0
Ouch! I modded this one ;) You know what they say - all the good men are either taken or gay :D
cpatrick820 3
You're right. The gay guy should have wanted to date you. #7, why would he avoid starbucks because of that? I've been hit on by a lot of gay dudes, and I usually take it as a compliment. Only time I didn't is when the guy actually grabbed my ass. Then shit got personal
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CassT 0
Ouch! I modded this one ;) You know what they say - all the good men are either taken or gay :D
chick16 0
@81... well, really, when the person posted that the good guys are taken or gay, it was sort of a compliment to gay guys. the idea that all good guys are taken or gay, means that a lot of good guys are gay. and it bashes straight single guys by saying that they're not good enough. least, thats how i can see it.
Udyjay 1
Well, maybe if most straight single guys weren't douchebags, that saying wouldn't have been made.
tpike1296 11
I wish I could report you
myaaaaaa 0
That is so true. Taken or gay. Gay guys are so cute & funny! Taken guys are the package! It's not fair!!! P:
pissindafire 0
oh my god so true!
abbylovesdahlia 0
1st!! Well hun, think aboout it , if his gay, he cant help it can he now
jncwmnd 0
#2 fail OP..how is it an FML that you thought a gay guy was hot?? not like you walked up to him or even asked him out or anything, then i suppose it would be a little worst..but omg get over it
elliebutton 0
You failed.
sashalynn 0
People, he didn't fail. Look at the times of this one and the first one; same day/year/month and the exact time. Lol. :-)
allmidnighteyes 11
#2 shut the **** up Not an FML. A gay dude likes your brother more than you. We need a "So The **** What?" button
Tangaman 0
True dat.
PumpkinTarte 0
I third ya.
AnaBanana0426 0
I'm with you on that one!
genius_man16 1
#3 speaks the truth
realggirl 0
Yep, I mean the real FML would be if it were her sister... with this it doesn't mean she's unattractive or anything.
Finnboghi 0
I'm there, these FMLs are more and more about people getting their feelings hurt than their lives ******. Check some of my favourites; those are real FMLs.
luckyyyy 0
cool story bro
ThUrSdAy13th 0
a so what the **** button would be great, but since there isn't one YDI for caring enough to post this
artnotwar 4
#3!!!! Brand New FTW!! :D
Lisimal 7
Why! Why God does it have to be the attractive one?!?
regalarius 0
Because all the best men are gay, that's the only reason that guys like me get girlfriends! :-D
JuuChan 3
LMAO!
dawny1090 0
awww I'm sorry but that's hilarious XD But I feel your pain.. All the good looking guys are gay! Or their head is too far up their ass :P
blushy 14
lol at least you addmit it
Lisimal 7
*Ones
Andy_King 0
@ #1 that isn't true. everyone tells me i'm a great guy and i'm kicking it single. @ op it isn't a big deal
redbluegreen 41
Hahahaha. This happened to my best friend and his twin sister. Only it was at Starbucks and the guy worked the register. It ended when the guy asked for his number and wanted to take him out for dinner and a movie. He's never been to a Starbucks again.
toucan4 0
ahahahaahahaha
Deeno15 0
haha. oh god. classic. sorry. :)
bdroney123 0
10th and im sorry