Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I learned that while I respectfully distanced myself from my female friends in the last two years of dating my girlfriend, as per her request, she has been making loads of new male friends on her "backup Snapchat." This includes guys from her work, or guys her girlfriends bring around her. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gmob 0
You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.
ChrisWasHere 0
Wow, you need to learn the difference between your and you're.
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Comments (141)
flyingtoasters 0
Well, in fairness, not everyone watches the show. Im a female over the age of 18 and Ive never seen it. I did, however, enjoy the TMNT reference! :) OP: Maybe it is your fault for not paying attention. Maybe she was making reference to the show. However, if she wasnt, and was being serious, fyl.
fad1ngfast 0
OP, either you're not paying much attention to your girlfriend, which would be a FHL, not a FYL, or you need to drop it like it's hot and find someone else.
Petargh 0
oh god, FHL! she's so stupid lol
Draggyvamp909 0
Then you definitely need to spend more time with her! If she's resorted to having fictional friends, she's probably lonely. Don't just be her BOYFRIEND who just likes to have sex, be the GOOD FRIEND who also listens to her when she needs someone around! I personally think it's partly your fault for not giving her enough attention. You should have asked to meet some of her friends.
flyingtoasters 0
I agree with you #71!
Damarys 0
maybe she clearly referred to them as characters from a show but you didn't listen well enough and thought they were her actual friends.
Ox_Baker 0
Anytime someone talks about characters on a TV show - especially one that's been canceled for five years - as if they're real people usually has issues.
gooner1 0
this isn't an FML or a YDI it's just hilarious.
Bobinthebutt 0
Time for a breakup...
jkhorramdel 0
hahah oh my. :)
MollyTheCat 13
I love the show too but I will never call them my friends. Friends are real. They are not, sadly.