Today, I learned that while I respectfully distanced myself from my female friends in the last two years of dating my girlfriend, as per her request, she has been making loads of new male friends on her "backup Snapchat." This includes guys from her work, or guys her girlfriends bring around her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my ghosting ex-girlfriend's Snapchat has gone from "2+ mutual friends" to "20+ mutual friends" in the past month. Seems like she fucks with everyone I know, except for me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because I added an old high school friend on Facebook. She claims this person is getting in the middle of our relationship. I haven't talked to him in years, and he lives across the country. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
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poopface82 25
If you did that with no indication, YDI for cutting friends loose. If she demanded it, that should have been a red flag.
Iifa 7
There's no such thing as respectfully distanced. Either both start off on new page in a relationship and never see other people (toxic, controlling, abusive, not normal in today's society). Or neither gives up their friendships prior to meeting each other. This is such a big red flag, why would you be with someone who dictates who you can be friends with?? Parents can't do that, teachers can't do that, relatives can't, but some random person new in your life gets the biggest say? Adults communicate, children play games "this is mine". Very disturbing, adults have to control their partners to feel loved, instead working on their own issues. Not everyone is a competition, most people don't even care that includes friends and family.
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RichardPencil 32
Why didn't you request the same from her? What did you do to her girlfriends that they are directing guys her way? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Ben Deigheau 8
Guess you can stop doing that now
poopface82 25
If you did that with no indication, YDI for cutting friends loose. If she demanded it, that should have been a red flag.
Iifa 7
There's no such thing as respectfully distanced. Either both start off on new page in a relationship and never see other people (toxic, controlling, abusive, not normal in today's society). Or neither gives up their friendships prior to meeting each other. This is such a big red flag, why would you be with someone who dictates who you can be friends with?? Parents can't do that, teachers can't do that, relatives can't, but some random person new in your life gets the biggest say? Adults communicate, children play games "this is mine". Very disturbing, adults have to control their partners to feel loved, instead working on their own issues. Not everyone is a competition, most people don't even care that includes friends and family.
Brightside86 31
Well obviously her "backup Snapchat" doesn't count. That's dating 101.