Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I learned that while I respectfully distanced myself from my female friends in the last two years of dating my girlfriend, as per her request, she has been making loads of new male friends on her "backup Snapchat." This includes guys from her work, or guys her girlfriends bring around her. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gmob 0
You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.
ChrisWasHere 0
Wow, you need to learn the difference between your and you're.
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Comments (141)
short_one_13 0
well think of it this way: at least she doesn't have Edward CUllen as a fictional boyfriend...or at least lets hope not... XD
ily_hun996 0
Why does everyone hate Twilight?! Not everybody is an obsessed freak like that one person who dumped her boyfriend for Edward. Okay? Some people just like the books! ~Twilight Book Fan, not character fanatic.
Medea_FTW 0
Besides the fact that the author wrote four books around her own Mary Sue? And that said Mary Sue is a whining moron who is an embarrassment to women the world over? Well, okay. They're also terribly written. Her editors should be shot.
mehwhateverr 0
Because Edward's a stalker who abuses his girlfriend?
flyingtoasters 0
Books are opinions. Just saying, just because you personally dont like them doesnt mean others cant. :) Thanks!
emzmcgee 0
Um, yeah it does
gmob 0
You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.
zombie_pie 0
haha awesome
heyitsjacqueline 6
EXACTLY. that would be great. :)
Ashleydiane 0
wow
jaybrown 0
YDI for dating a total loser.
xmeggbaabe 0
That would be your gf's fml.
o0ginger0o 7
Eventually your girlfriend is going to start running out of stories, considering the show stopped making new episodes in 2004 and the movie has been on DVD for over a year. But, I guess the show did air for 6 years. So, that'll probably keep her supplied with stories longer than your relationship will last.
Inoku 0
I think it's mostly a FYL, but a little part of me says YDI. How do you not recognize those four names all together? Does your best friend talk about his other friends Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello?
divineinstrument 2
Most guys don't watch sex and the city. Their friends don't really talk about it. And if their girlfriend starts talking about it, they tune out. You can't really expect guys to instantly be going "HOMG! SEX AND TEH CITY!" just from hearing those four names
Inoku 0
I'm a man. Maybe the rest of you could try not tuning out your girlfriends. If they're talking about, they probably consider it important (no matter how stupid and trivial you think it is). Besides, Sex and the City was, I hear, slightly popular with those of the female persuasion; having a cursory knowledge of the show could not possibly hurt.
drkwlf 0
I'm female and I know what he's talking about. Who doesn't love TMNT :O
_Noon_ 0
#35: WIN
ooberzombie 0
I'm a girl and I don't know anything about that show except that there are a few old women being ****** and gold diggers. Some people don't sit endlessly on the couch or whatever watching television.
Ox_Baker 0
Anytime someone talks about characters on a TV show - especially one that's been canceled for five years - as if they're real people usually has issues.
xHaniffax 0
Omg that is so sad on SOOO many levels!
DirtyParkBench 0
I'm confused. Is the FML that you don't pay enough attention to her talking about her favorite TV show, and just assumed that those four people she was talking about were her friends?
effthis 0
at least theres a less chance of her leaving you?
DirtyParkBench 0
Haha, well, he's actually her fictional boyfriend.