Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I learned that while I respectfully distanced myself from my female friends in the last two years of dating my girlfriend, as per her request, she has been making loads of new male friends on her "backup Snapchat." This includes guys from her work, or guys her girlfriends bring around her. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gmob 0
You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.
ChrisWasHere 0
Wow, you need to learn the difference between your and you're.
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Comments (141)
davidcookrox 0
hahahah that just made my day! i love bruno
HeyThereGorgeous 0
who freaking cares? I mean unless she has NO other friends (in which case she does need other friends) it shouldn't matter. I mess with my friends by telling them all about my "friends" which are really the characters in the book I write. of course they know I'm joking . is she joking?
katiefershady 0
oh man.. I know that feeling when you think you are dating someone great.. and then something happens to make you realize that they are kinda off.. and your life woow. wtf do i do now. I love that show.. but seriously? that sucks
iareBRENDEN 0
bahahahaha I hope she was just messing around
AriesPrincess91 0
so? she was messing around with u. LOL
nightsfire 0
Did she actually ever say that those girls were her friends? Did she refer to them as her friends, or did she just give anecdotes? If it was the latter, she could have just been assuming that you knew what she was talking about.
nympmeup 0
That's the best type of girl. That's what my b.f family believes, the men I mean. You know she won't be screwing behind your back and she'll always be up to see you when you want, since she won't be out with the girls.
lansie 3
LMFAO can i have of the drugs your girlfriend is on... j/joking
archae713 0
It was people like this that inspired Fahrenheit 451. :/
LoosechangeXxXx 0
Your a Crazy Cat lady by association.