Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I learned that while I respectfully distanced myself from my female friends in the last two years of dating my girlfriend, as per her request, she has been making loads of new male friends on her "backup Snapchat." This includes guys from her work, or guys her girlfriends bring around her. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gmob 0
You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.
ChrisWasHere 0
Wow, you need to learn the difference between your and you're.
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Comments (141)
karairene 0
haha wow youre gf needs a life.
ChrisWasHere 0
Wow, you need to learn the difference between your and you're.
drinkupgorgeous 0
They didn't write "your"...?
ChrisWasHere 0
The person I replied to used it wrong.
greenltrn2003 0
no they didn't, they just forgot something... relax it's not that serious
drkwlf 0
What'd they forget? If you mean they forgot the ' in you're then you're still wrong because it's supposed to be 'your'. Durr.
twist_n_shout 0
pfft, whatever! give her a break; they are my good friends too! ;)
SS240 0
**** your friends
twist_n_shout 0
p.s. my comment was in reply to the first comment, not to anyone involved in the grammar feud
blargity 0
they probably accidentally typed "youre" because the "r" key is next to "e" wow, you should learn to not judge people by their grammar
jasmine1259 2
get over it grammar geek.
curryndricegirll 0
#75, are you his gf? lol btw, don't be anal about the grammar problems. not everyone who comments on here speaks english as a first language. if you understood it enough to know what it should have been, then just let it go.
colourmealy 0
better than nothing
shortwiz247 0
And you didn't pick up on any of her other crazy tendencies?
ky_stone22 0
well she's a keeper :)
shortwiz247 0
forth and saying things that don't add to the conversation don't help.
ky_stone22 0
1. i didn't say fourth 2. and what does your comment of "and you didn't pick up on any of her other crazy tendencies" "add" to the conversation? how did you enrich everyone else's lives today?
divineinstrument 2
STFU #9 If you care to ask, my comment enriched all our lives by trying to get you to piss off
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
31- no one cared...
subarchetta 0
That is pretty sad. Couldn't she have chosen less permiscuous fictional friends though?
Pb_lily 0
Seriously. Your lady sounds like a high maintenance drama queen.
hazelwolfeyes 0
maybe she was referring to them as a support? o.O i dont know...like how some girls say their best friends are Ben n Jerrys when they are depressed... at least you didnt get dumped for not being her version of edward...>.< haha
divineinstrument 2
That happens so much it's crazy I even saw a post a few months ago on Yahoo!Answers where someone was asking for ideas for her Twilight-themed wedding... **** the world
Baroness542 6
#33- Your comment depressed me to no end. That poor girl's husband...
Edeline_fml 0
Oh my. That's frightening. O.O
BLNovelist 0
What is wrong with a twilight themed wedding? If both bride and groom don't mind it, who are we to judge? It's no worse then any other themed wedding. :/
fawfulster 11
Nah... It's just people with formal clothes with sprinkles on their skins and vampire fake teeth.
greenltrn2003 0
Thats true. But im pretty sure it wasnt that the husband didnt mind...the thing is, it was probably the wife that suggested it. No male I have ever talked to was obsessed with twilight like a lot of females are. Its kind of creepy.
genius_man16 1
goddammit #33. You ruined my day. The human race is doomed.
summer99 0
hahah OMG twilight-themed wedding!? thats hilarious. don't get em wrong, i do like twilight. but the wedding bit seems to be taking obsession wayyy too far.
lo1337a 1
I want to see that post ftw
AAAAHHHH12 2
#61, sadly, I have met a guy that was as obsessed with Twilight as any girl. Sad commentary. Sad sad sad.
Pyrbaby 0
Haha I read truuconfessions.com and there was someone all pissed off that people dressed as the wrong kind of vampire for her twilight themed wedding/shower. How do you dress up as a twilight vampire? Buy body glitter so you can sparkle fabulously? **** the world indeed. Twilight is the most ridiculous thing to grace the literary worls, and stephanie meyers needs to be shot for crimes against humanity.
Pyrbaby 0
whoops. worls=world. posting from phone fail.
jazz2dasmith 0
**** YOU BITCH
maverick21703 0
Or maybe they are nicknames for her actual friends. My girlfriend's friends will sometimes say stuff like "thats such a samantha comment" or "you sound like Carrie right now". Maybe the OPs girlfriend and her friends take that to a whole new level and just refer to each other by names from the show.
cherrydrop 0
Oh man, I remember that post about the guy being dumped cuz he wasn't like "her Edward". What is the world coming to? Also, Twilight-themed wedding? Yikes! But to each their own I suppose.
cuterthanuthink 0
lol wut?
MoeRoxxs 0
You sure know how to pick them
OneandOnlyOne 0
Wow, she's sad! No real friends? Maybe time to think about dating someone with a Real life?
amys_fml 0
WOOW ! she's simply crazy =)