rokkstarrrVRV
Edmonton, Canada
Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Anonymous
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
tacoboy
United States
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
heartbreakkid21
United States
Let down
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
steak through the heart
El Monte, United States
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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cmchewy 15
As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)
capslockisgood 19
Orgy?
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capslockisgood 19
Orgy?
booze_n_bitches 37
It's an interesting thing to admit on a first date - maybe she was joking?
Trym 7
Imaginary orgy!
ChevyRedneck85 13
Run
speakersboom 19
this FML is fake.
JMichael 26
How would you know 37?
speakersboom 19
^^pun.
cmchewy 15
As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)
CaptinFalconKnig 6
Should of drop them off at foster's home for imagery friends.
patrickalamo 48
Tell her your going Dutch and split the bill among all of the friends.
KushCrushin89 10
Splitting the bill among her friends isn't Dutch. Dutch is everyone pays for themselves...
tinggo 5
One **** two **** 3 **** 4
Welshite 40
You are no Dr. Seuss.
ixSinxi 2
Everyone has their quirks, try and look past it.
dmoneycash 13
Yeah I'm pretty sure imaginary friends is something you grow out of..
DrippingSarcasm 20
It's weird enough she still has imaginary friends, but weirder that she didn't leave them at home for a date..
truecolourss 4
If you don't wanna play along just allow it, she seems harmless
buckeyed 20
8-Nah, I think some of us just become writers and artists instead. ;)
sandraw1 22
Maybe they followed her there? #32
cakeandfilm 13
I think this mental disorder has a name...
cocainewhore 30
#50 I'm not sure imagination is a mental disorder.
SThompson90 7
After a certain age yes, fully believing in imaginary friends is a mental disorder
Smoxxii 17
I can't seem to remember what it is... Hm, it's at the tip of my tongue- Ah! Schizophrenia.... OP should search her place for her meds... Don't you agree, #50?
davidislost 11
Hate to speculate, but it probably wouldn't be Schizophrenia, but maybe a personality disorder of some sort. DID maybe, or maybe she's using them as a coping method for her anxiety on the date.
emeek 5
I'm pretty sure that's not a quirk... But pure insanity
wisericky 12
Introduce them to your pet rock.
rocker_chick105 31
I seriously love how your picture is of Patrick and you commented that. All I can think about it "Patrick, your snail is a rock..." "Yeah, I know. He's got nerves of steel!" I commend you, sir.
Koppol 15
Haha The Great Snail Race gets me every time "It's ok, take your time Rocky" (or something like that).
synsam 4
pretty creepy but then again you took multiple girls on a single date and paid for only one if you sleep together that's an orgy and you really only have to please one. that's called big pimpin' son embrace it.
LowExpectations 30
What if her imaginary friends are guys... Nothing wrong with a gang bang, but personally I believe in the one dick per fantasy rule.
jordynsage 17
How old is she?
booze_n_bitches 37
Are they hot?
GRouleau 9
schizophrenia is the best explanation :p
domolovesyoshi 33
and not funny
KushCrushin89 10
I agree it's not funny... it's hilarious!
Cely988 29
Schizophrenia makes a person hear voices, not think that they have imaginary friends -__-"
SThompson90 7
Some people project those voices as actual beings (imaginary friends) or sometimes as split personalities.
MyUsernameKatie 31
Yup. That's normal and not weird at all. Well, if you're 8 or younger at least.
d4m4s74 12
Plot twist: OP went on a date with an 8 year old.
Smoxxii 17
And- The relationship ends in tragedy- OP is arrested for pedophilia and for having intercourse with a minor. The young and darling girlfriend of OP is devastated. *tear*
buttery_nipples 12
How do you know OP isn't an 8 year old too? Maybe he will have a happy life with her