Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I learned that while I respectfully distanced myself from my female friends in the last two years of dating my girlfriend, as per her request, she has been making loads of new male friends on her "backup Snapchat." This includes guys from her work, or guys her girlfriends bring around her. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gmob 0
You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.
ChrisWasHere 0
Wow, you need to learn the difference between your and you're.
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Comments (141)
JMSluvsJRM 0
HAHAHA! Oh my god that is hilarious.
lone_wanderer 0
I bet about 80% of FML's these days are fakes
thattickles 0
Even if they were real I wouldn't want to be friends with them. They're pretty slutty, Samantha mostly. Then Charlotte is kinda stuck up and spoiled, Carrie is whiny and Miranda was gonna abort her kid, but now she loves it. What a hypocrite. Bad company if you ask me.
Pimp_fml 0
#89 if you don't like them, why do you know so much about them?
thattickles 0
I watch it when I'm bored and wonder how there can be people like that.
englandrulz 0
LOL!!!!!!!!! i totally LOLed when I read this!!!!
RavishMe77 0
Ahahaha! So does she actually say stuff like, "So you won't believe what Samantha told me the other day..."??
wwediva899 0
you wrote girlfriends'. got more than one?
um_duh 0
So sad... maybe you need to **** her more so that she'll forget all about her imaginary friends
Raytestrak 3
Just make up your own imaginary friend, but a cool one, like MacGyver! "Oh your girlfriends have a lot of random sex and shop a lot? Mine can make an airplane out of a a sheep and a coca-cola bottle, it's TRUE!!!". You'll totally 0wn her!
RideOorDiee 0
Girls are stupid!! Just like i know a girl who says the guy from twilight is her bf and imagens there day together... And a girl who says shes nick jonas gf and she past her self into Pictures with him!!!
fmh123 0
get the hell away from that wacked out girl