Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I learned that while I respectfully distanced myself from my female friends in the last two years of dating my girlfriend, as per her request, she has been making loads of new male friends on her "backup Snapchat." This includes guys from her work, or guys her girlfriends bring around her. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gmob 0
You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.
ChrisWasHere 0
Wow, you need to learn the difference between your and you're.
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Comments (141)
ZBrandon 0
That is just sad. 8!!!
chacolove186 0
how this an fml? your life is fine, dude.
curryndricegirll 0
yeah, it's more like an fhl for not having real friends.
danettestrong 0
duh Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha are great (:
Nakedsquirrel 5
Things could be worse. She could be into Twilight, insisting you be more like this Edward fag if not acting like you were or trying to mold you into him without your consent.
ooberzombie 0
How could you not know her friends were fake if you were her boyfriend?
hazelwolfeyes 0
::applauds #17::
nikoelisDR 0
characters from house would have been so much better ;)
AMusiciansHeart 2
It's really more like FHL, haha
kira1kira 0
you must have thought they had unusual very dramatic lives
LadyAlathia 0
This is why we PAY ATTENTION to the things our significant others say. If we did, such confusion would not happen.