Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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anarkistsdream 0
If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...
SnifflyMiscreant 0
Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha
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Comments (105)
ky_stone22 0
well that sucks. sorry bout that
UncombedCoconut 0
Dear idiots who don't get this one, please see #25 (or #11, #13, #15...) before commenting. Jesus thanks you.
ky_stone22 0
i knew she wasn't pregnant...her uncle was trying to either be funny or freak her date out...i said that sucks cause that's pretty damn embarassing
lovesloving 0
I have a feeling shes not Preagnate. If she was it would be my ego is prego. Duh
Syn_fml 0
Preagnate, eh?
jasmine1259 2
or maybe she likes to drink and the uncle is telling her not to get pregnant so she wouldn't be able to anymore.
thegirlnextdoorr 0
Haha #51- It's pregnant ;D but no biggy. OP- Yoir uncle sounds cool :] but super embarrasing. Good luck, FYL :D
diabetic_rage 0
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YDI for being pregnant
lubby_fml 0
Lol this reminds me of Juno when the dad is like, Dating in you condition is kinda skanky, or scheevy, or whatever you kids call it."
Wingx 0
I don't think she's pregnant. -_- In France, even children are allowed to drink, so I think her uncle was just trying to warn her that if she DOES get pregnant, she won't be allowed to drink anymore.
lubby_fml 0
Well if that is the case, that is not funny, nor is it an fml. This is just retarded....
xHaniffax 0
I agree with you. Everyone thinks the OP's pregnant but I think the uncle said that as a warning as in "don't get pregnant or you won't be able to drink". either way FYL
sportastef 0
Yeah, it sounds more as a warning to not get pregnant, but made the guy think she was, so FYL.
Hugorgy 0
It said she was going on her "first date". I assume it's her first date ever, which leads me to believe she hasn't had sex yet, so no pregnancy. Her uncle was just warning her/trying being funny.
SS240 0
38... people call the first date they have with a specific person a first date... I'm thinking you havent ever had a first date or had sex.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#14, you're full of it, drinking in France is only after 18 years old like all over Europe. And fyi, the uncle just wanted to ensure that the date wouldn't do much with her. She's obviously not pregnant, but now the boy thinks she is...
sooper 0
#76, In England you are allowed to drink from the age of 5. In France, Italy and other countries it is similar. I'm from Europe.
Puolukka 4
Yea and in Germany you can legally buy and drink beer and wine at age 16.
Charlie88 0
In Europe you can start drinking alcohol at any age you want. You just can't buy it under 16, sometimes 18.
ohheykiwi 2
Yes you can, I'm 15 and I've never had any trouble buying alcohol for parties. Same with cigs, pregnancy tests, whatever. No one cares.
treesdevin 0
i need to move to europe.... **** america
wadweiners33 8
wise words #91
countrygirl30 14
I'm pretty sure the uncle was just trying to be funny
anarkistsdream 0
If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...
kbroom4 0
she's not pregnant, dumbass. her uncle was being funny by trying to embarrass her and have him *think* she's pregnant.
cacheson 42
He is also conveniently not lying... He's stating a true fact that does not in any way actually say that she is pregnant. Clever!
Kiwi_Splash 0
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Your uncle should be kept in a cage with duct tape over his mouth, and you should be more honest with the person you're seeing.
purplestuff_fml 0
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If you're pregnant.. you shouldn't be dating new guys, especially if they don't know about it. *****?
blond3tt3 0
gtfo of here ?!
mollyjynxjax 28
The uncle was trying to be funny
Nakedsquirrel 5
Commenting on this just to say I found OP's name amusing. Also, yeah, dating someone new while preggers is very skanky.
mollyjynxjax 28
Her uncle was obviously trying to be funny
amys_fml 0
ur uncle is retarded.. am really sry
OneandOnlyOne 0
Are you actually pregnant? Where is the dad? Why are you dating someone that doesn't know you well enough to know you are actually pregnant? I think you already F-ed your life!
TypeAway 0
LOL no I think the girl said FML because she wasn't pregnant .. but the Uncle thought she was , as in her size ? Dunoo ..
mollyjynxjax 28
I think he was trying to scare the date off
ihearthatrz 0
Wait are you really pregnant or was he just trying to scare your date?
sugar_bear 0
i think he was just trying to scare her date. at least thats what i got out of this.