Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I learned that while I respectfully distanced myself from my female friends in the last two years of dating my girlfriend, as per her request, she has been making loads of new male friends on her "backup Snapchat." This includes guys from her work, or guys her girlfriends bring around her. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
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gmob 0
You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.
ChrisWasHere 0
Wow, you need to learn the difference between your and you're.
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Comments (141)
randomxtremely 0
U retard. No she doesn't. She likes to talk about characters in a show. And u should respect that
Edeline_fml 0
Y'know.. Fictional friends aren't necessarily bad. The important thing is that she can and does have an actual life and that she distinguishes the imaginary from the real. And doesn't talk about them like actual friends intentionally trying to confuse you. xD But then, I also have imaginary friends, so maybe I'm biased. And no, none of them sparkle.
islaphippos 0
aww, spend more time with her!!
ccreel6800 0
at least of she cheats it'll be with an imaginary boyfriend.
nofrillz 0
you should introduce her to your hands' friend
_Noon_ 0
Wow. Just wow on both accounts. Wow for your girlfriend, who only has imaginary tv characters as friends. And wow for you, have you been living under a rock for the past 10 years that you don't know SATC?!
tikimuppet 11
I'm a girl and I wouldn't know where their names came from if I were told about them. I know nothing about the show, so why expect a man to?
MegaPopTart 0
Wow. Your girlfriend has four fictional friends, or your girlfriend has been doing it with four different guys and telling you she's with these 'friends'
Einstein714 0
how is this a fml? you're not married and can move on anytime
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Ok all you women saying "wow! Wow! Wow!! Like omg wow!!! How didn't you recognize their names?!?!? Like omg WOW!!!", most guys don't watch sex and the city, and we also don't know how old the couple are so they could be younger and the girl just watches mature shows. Believe it or not, most guys know very little about that show.
djx_fml 0
are you sure she wasn't just talking about the characters & you misunderstood her?