Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML
Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
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Top comments
CheaRight 0
hot.
Phase 0
what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??
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Comments (135)
CheaRight 0
hot.
jplumbob 4
Take it where you can get it. LOL
kennylou 0
Soooooo, did you say ya?
PimpdaddyCJT 13
super sexy fun time, just don't let her cats join in
Melaniee_fml 0
yummy. and why would a homeless lady have cats. she's not a cat lady.
c00lsk8erboi 7
ur lucky... I wish homeless women would like my lips.. lol jk
vjj 0
So, turns out that beggars can be choosers...
czarofandronia 0
oh dayum
Oreosbff 0
LOL wow that's a bit scary
quent10 0
omg thts hawt! (^omg thts sarcasm^)
TiffanyBlews27 0
um-kay........?!.......... well........ a compliment is a compliment no matter how... disturbing. lol just beware of any new stalkers. You'll know it's her.
joooeee 3
at least it wasn't a guy...
twinny_sc 13
Well...at least you know your not ugly.
kennylou 0
You should of said yes :( Its better then givin em charity money.
theFMLwhore5 0
that's soo sexy. did you let her rape you?! :D
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
did you run away like a little girl yelling 'rape'! or did you take it like a man?
LMFAOwned 9
#40, if you were that homeless lady, I wudda let you. Lmfaojk Kthxbai
woofis 0
lock ur windows tonight
astarwarsfan 0
(puts on sunglasses) beggers can't be choosers
SpartyOn91 0
that's a complament
michaelscott69 0
thats hawt
swimmerstud 7
it's not rape unless u like it.......
5t3ff1k4h 47
60, so if she liked it, it's rape? I think you got that a little wrong there, dude.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
48, there's something wrong with your face.
theFMLwhore5 0
rofl she will make him buy her dinner first! you get it.. cause she's homeless and can't buy food...
number0 8
YDI for not letting her rape you
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
48-that's probably the pickup line with the highest percent for an awkward moment. lol did anyone notice OP's name?
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
I would NOT let a homeless woman rape me... It wouldn't be rape ;D
immazombeastxD 0
bet she smelt like fish, >:/ those ones are a no-no
TibbysMusic 1
Mmm homless people rape, my favorite kind!!! Lol
beastmcbeastly 0
u gots a compliment
twnftw 0
did u grab some pussy?
DiscountDJ25 0
56, It's more like... It turns out... -puts on sunglasses- Beggars can't be choosers. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
defsdgdh 4
#7 CAT FACE!!! op get some
Brittney_E 0
has stds written all over it.
zach55 0
perfect! cause you wanted to rape her too right?
aFMLaddict 0
unless she has a dick, I wonder how she was going to rape him.
treyroxx 0
you got a perty mouth
Pickled_Anon 0
Are you kidding #66?! Would you feel the same if a homeless guy wanted to rape a girl? How is a guy being raped somehow less serious than a girl being raped? Because he has a penis? That's extremely sexist.
KatanaYukii 0
LOOL #3
maccamcrbja 5
L.O.L :)
missjonas15 0
atleast someone in this world loves u
Wicked_909 0
Yeah i guess that part is true but make sure u wear a condom saftey first
B4SK3TB4IL 0
spicy
wiggz1990 0
go for it ,,,
KrystalCaliyah 0
better get ittttt
boredasFACK 0
worth a shot
Lumpy760 0
DUDE !!!!!!!....did you let her though?.... that's prop the only action ur getting so TAKE IT NOW!!! before she says "No deal"
Phase 0
what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??
abbyg_fml 0
I agree with 9
UncleverName_FYL 0
what part of dirty lonely girl doesn't turn any of us on??
cochinitaBonita 2
trashed homeless ladies need love too.
Maladjusted1 0
Take the action and be grateful for it!
just_nicole 1
lol at least someone called yu hot...thts a compliment no matter what! :P pahaha
xXxbiancaxXx 0
uhmmm... R-A-P-E get ur hands away from me!!! lawlzz!! I'm gonna assume y said no!! ... hopefully!!