anon
Edison, United States
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Work anxiety
Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
julichlove
Louisville, United States
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Crazy In-Laws
Danvers, United States
My turn
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Crashed
Evans, United States
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
It's all too much
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
KaRaBeAr24
United States
Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
screwed
United States
Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
Top comments
Vidrill 22
At least you were close to a hospital?
mistertbawk420 10
That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now
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Comments (147)
Beanu 20
That's just bad luck..
wolfgold2 20
Oh this is so terrible, but I can't stop myself from laughing. I apologize for my dark sense of humour, OP. I hope both you and your wife are ok.
Shrouds 14
twinning!
lauras942012 4
That's just proof they're soul mates!
popprock 13
I hope you're okay...
bfsd42 20
36, if op blindly stepped into a busy street while reading fml's on his phone.
trellz17 19
I have a dark sense of humour too, but this just isn't funny.
incoherentrmblr 22
This reminds me of Home Alone 1 & 2 where the delivery guy and airport shuttles keep hitting that statue, only this is much worse...
groovycrazyjoe 18
it's final destination number 1
zebrainthenight 13
Was it the same car too?
MaeBell16 8
I think you mean bad car-ma
Vidrill 22
At least you were close to a hospital?
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
Yeah it would suck of you got hit by a car driving to the hospital. Atleast you're already there.
mistertbawk420 10
I'm more worried that OP was hit by a car as they were walking INTO the hospital.
badluckalex 23
for some hospitals the main entrance is also a drop off zone so op was probably hit just before he was actually inside the building?
mistertbawk420 10
That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now
Demig0d6 14
But they already "shared" a room
siniclehamster 16
aww bonding time :)
TheDog6 24
Good way to strike up a conversation. Pretend to hit it off again. Only this time OP knows that the attempt won't crash and burn.
Applesarefum 9
like the car!
Rebles 15
As someone who was hit by a car, I have to add that they do not tend to crash and burn after hitting a pedestrian.
bluejayfan02 27
Sorry to hear that OP. Hope you and your wife get better
TheComedyAudio 29
Only 15 minutes could save you 15 percent of more...
tanekdrachonae 19
What is 15% of more? Lots? Bunches? I must know.
WMFG16 14
LOL
cdalton 12
now you feel her pain
rocker_chick23 27
I hope the two of you heal quickly.
IgnatiusBaseball 21
Everybody knows that.... But did you know that a game show hosts should only host games shows?
lord_meloetta 20
You replied on the wrong comment dude
mistertbawk420 10
Smoke another one, Cheech.
MartinDJ 26
The irony x100 though I hope you are okay
stilinskis 15
Wow, what are the odds? My wishes to you and your wife.
Ewelty3 19
I hope you WHEEL feel better. That must be TIREsome.
mistertbawk420 10
Get out.
Im_a_GOAT 8
Get out? Get back in here and make more puns!
gabbywalliscool 5
Nice
TheDog6 24
Those puns were NEUTRAL. Come on and make another on to DRIVE it on home.