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Mr Henrico, United States 30 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous 30 August 2011, 11:24 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Nasty

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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kemando 6 October 2011, 10:20 Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

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