Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML
Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, despite being 22 and having near-perfect dental hygiene, I was diagnosed with receding gums and can only eat soft food for the rest of my life. Then the dentist told me that this typically only happens to people over fifty who don’t take care of their teeth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist, telling him proudly that I had flossed for two straight weeks. The dentist told me that flossing wouldn't undo “Whatever happened back there.” FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Well, looks like you should start! If you already have the smoker's teeth, you might as well get the other benefits of smoking.
sweetpotato 12
drinking too much coffee ?
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
Well, looks like you should start! If you already have the smoker's teeth, you might as well get the other benefits of smoking.
sweetpotato 12
drinking too much coffee ?
Beackers675 13
This is word for word an FML that was posted years ago. Idk how this got published again, but I doubt this actually happened to you.
Alan Staff 60
Can't find any FML with exactly the same wording. Can you supply a link? I've just read through every FML containing the word "dentist", can't see anything similar, so feel free to send me a link.
Beackers675 13
It was from like the early 2000s, if you want proof, Shane Dawson did a video with the exact FML on YouTube. Idk if he still has videos since I haven't watched him since I was a kid, but I definitely remember thIS FML being in the video.