scotto
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Sir Smokalot
France
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Julian
France
Fresh mints
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
thatsnice
Warwick, United States
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Anonymous
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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poukey 0
Second Hand Smoke Breath?
BoredomKills 0
it doesn't have to be your roommate.
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proofofapyro 0
She probably is smoking...
EMG1 0
She is so smoking.
CrystalAdams 0
Wow that's horrible! I'm sorry to hear that.
Panic_fml 0
Impossible. She's smoking in secret.
KamyL_07 0
your room mate is qualified... but nonetheless you both know more friends who do smoke.
heathallin 0
maybe she eats cigarette butts like that girl who ate toilet paper?
Rach_star 0
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
allie2590 31
She may not have been cheating if you think of the possibilities. Some people really do start smoking and keep it a secret from everyone.
kairey324 0
that sucks... lets hope she took up smoking and has been hiding it from you. and I'm not sure if it's possible for secret breath/taste to transfer from one person to another...
littlec_fml 0
if you dont smoke how do you know what fags taste like?
summer66_fml 0
she couldve started smoking & didnt tell you....& if she is cheating its not necessarily ur roommate.....theres plenty of other guys that smoke.....