Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
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Comments (128)
Nick_Le_Geek 10
Well... was it good?
omg36 7
Maybe you should make him eat the whole tube
rich443 22
of course it was good have you ever tasted flavored wax
vbecka 17
#13 yes! exactly. shove it down his throat. teaching him how choking feels like for us women as a bonus.
omgitsmoe 26
What flavor?
malheartsnutmeg 20
So, what flavour was it?
jessBeAqueen 13
bff: hey I got this new lipstick. want to taste it ? boyfriend: eeehhh whats it called? bff: its called backstabbing, man stealing ***** ! bf: sure. sounds delicious!
thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
MissVeracity 12
More like ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend. What a joke. OP deserves so much better than both of them combined.
kathryn14 19
IT BETTER HAVE BEEN. Like wow this is horrible
ThatOneDrummer 8
Wish my gf would let me taste her best friend's chapstick.
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
Ambient25 25
It's ok, his girlfriend is still on WoW
Uramonkey 11
Wouldn't you much rather taste your girlfriend's lipstick? She is your GIRLFRIEND after all...
Pesticides 19
#62 hands don't wear lipstick.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
I'm really hoping that was sarcasm.. Otherwise, maybe you should taste a new flavor of chapstick.. Called foot up your ass..
Annjelina 11
Manwhore.
AppleJuiceBox 10
#4: Wtf is wrong with you??
rocker_chick105 31
Sad excuse in my opinion, lipstick can taste like shit.
Steve95401 49
But lip gloss is flavored and can taste very nice.
rocker_chick105 31
40- this is true. Lip gloss can taste great. I don't know many lipsticks that taste good.
samaraperez 7
yeah if he wanted to tast it he cudda licked tha tube it came in.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Leave their asses. That is horrible.
lishabear 21
#6 - This is off topic, but what the heck are you trying to say in your profile description?
vballgirly28 16
She seems like the best friend ever! Not. Sorry OP you deserve better.
jw90 18
Was it strawberry?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I heard it was dickberry.
Pinkgal123 24
Nice one, 49. She isn't a friend if she's willing to do something like that, he's no better, leave, and start new relationships.
Zen_Mei 17
Test your kicking and slapping skills by connecting your leg to his nuts and your hands to her face
rich443 22
or maybe more nonviolent and mature solution to the situation would be to walk away and put then out her life
Dracoboxer357 36
24- While walking away is of course more mature and nonviolent, sometimes, nothing quite conveys that emotional hurt like a full tilt crotch stomp to the offending party. :P Not always or often, but still . ;)
rebel501 4
Fist*
Voqab 3
I find it so funny da stupid excuses people come up with for cheating
IloveToLaugh143 21
Come on now. You're a grown man and you're using "da" instead of "the"?