Today, I had a group project on Zoom with some classmates I'm not so familiar with. When we were done and said our goodbyes, I said, "Bye bye, I love you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I accidentally overheard my thesis supervisor mutter, "fucking idiot" coming out of a Zoom meeting with him. It was only me and him in the Zoom meeting, and he said it 4 seconds after saying goodbye. I just quit Zoom without saying anything. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
Today, I gave an online presentation to an important client. After I'd done my thing, I asked if there were any questions. No one responded, so I confidently ended the call… except I hadn’t ended it and they heard me mutter, “Thank fuck that’s over.” FML
Today, my husband said a cheery, "Hi!" to me after 4 hours of nonstop Zoom calls. I spun around happily and greeted him back. Turns out he just joined another Zoom call. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
Today, for some unknown reason, I called my boss "Mum" at the end of a meeting. She paused, smiled, and said, "Aww, love you too, kiddo." The rest of the team in the room lost it. FML
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Chazzster 32
After a knee operation I was at home for 4 weeks and only interacted with my wife who I normally address as “Sweetheart.” After getting back to work I accidentally called one of my co-workers “Sweetheart” in a meeting. I immediately caught myself and explained the situation, but it was embarrassing. And it was a guy!
Sagar Nair 12
And if they say “i love you” back They’re keepers ;)
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Sagar Nair 12
And if they say “i love you” back They’re keepers ;)
Electric_Bacon 15
I Love You More
Chazzster 32
After a knee operation I was at home for 4 weeks and only interacted with my wife who I normally address as “Sweetheart.” After getting back to work I accidentally called one of my co-workers “Sweetheart” in a meeting. I immediately caught myself and explained the situation, but it was embarrassing. And it was a guy!
RichardPencil 32
That's a good way to get more familiar with them. I love you, sweetheart!