scotto
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Sir Smokalot
France
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Julian
France
Fresh mints
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
thatsnice
Warwick, United States
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Anonymous
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Top comments
poukey 0
Second Hand Smoke Breath?
BoredomKills 0
it doesn't have to be your roommate.
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allieg 0
Or she could've taken up smoking on the sly? Paranoid much?
KyleSays1 0
o.o ****
astriofou 0
Breath-mint anyone?
poukey 0
Second Hand Smoke Breath?
BoredomKills 0
it doesn't have to be your roommate.
Tbabyy1009 0
abahahahahhahaa #6 good plan. U should so do it. She prob is a cheating hoe
jadore_me 0
mean.!
Spyingcheeseman 8
nice abs dude
ohhhhh_dear 0
im with #6. #9 is a little outrageous.
jayhawk63 0
I like #9's suggestion. Hey, maybe she isn't cheating on you with your roommate. Maybe its some other random guy that smokes. Maybe a guy she met late one night in a bar. Maybe its a homeless guy who got a bit more than change. Maybe its a sixty year old addict. Or maybe its all those guys AND your roommate. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions. Regardless, lose her ass.
SPEEDfreakz60 0
smack the bitch. right across her dirty mouth.
Blind_Ninja 0
Did you even bother asking her?
2random 0
maybe she just had a smoke .. u should actually talk to her .. and ask her instead of jumping to conclusions..
Tempsey 0
Well if she's actually cheating on him, do you think she'll tell him that?
Rayn4u_fml 0
Unless the guy was smoking at the time they made out, actively blew smoke into her mouth, and she ran to kiss you right after, I'm not sure how this could have happened. She probably smoked one herself, maybe your roomate let her smoke one because she wanted to try, please just ask her before possibly making a big mistake.