Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
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Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Top comments
akorpija 12
Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!
patrickeli 15
It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.
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akorpija 12
Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't think she feels the same way. If she had really been in love with op I think she would've been super excited and freaking out that he feels the same way and probably would've kissed him or something. Chances are she felt awkward and is trying to make light of the confession in hopes that he will get that she isn't interested and they can pretend it never happened so their friendship doesn't get ruined. If she wants to forget it ever happened op, it may be in your best interest to go along with it, unless you're prepared for your friendship to end. Sorry op.
patrickeli 15
It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.
PenguinBitch 44
I think your comment subliminally influenced my comment on the following FML.
Nyle_fml 3
I guess it's something
tzemmy 25
I can see why your attracted to her.she sounds very classy and mature
mstoffel 13
You're*
patrickeli 15
@4 Lol. Your sarcasm actually made me laugh.
Mysterious_one 26
chill
jvfelicio 13
She just doesn't know how to respond. Blow one back. Break the awkwardness.
royal_ranger 12
So I'm guessing you guys aren't roommates anymore?
Malahkaa 19
Get drunk together
clairesucks 37
And that would help how?
Malahkaa 19
Beer fixes everything. Op would also become better looking too...
ka1729 14
You might have put her on the spot, give her some time to process.
davincidasecond 24
And you're in love with her, why exactly?
royal_ranger 12
I'm sure she isn't like that on a daily basis, otherwise he would have never loved her...(unless he likes people like that, which I'm sure he doesn't).
Wakachulak 22
She actually sounds like someone I'd fall for.
crazytwinsmom 25
Maybe she's just doing warm up exercises.