Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0
yeah, i guess he assumed your not well groomed down there...hopefully its not like a national forest.
maaariana 0
for his birthday, give him a razor too. chances are, he needs to groom down there as well.
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Comments (96)
slyvanilla_creme 0
yeah, i guess he assumed your not well groomed down there...hopefully its not like a national forest.
alliewillie 22
It sounds like more of a birthday present for him than you. FYL
maaariana 0
for his birthday, give him a razor too. chances are, he needs to groom down there as well.
jayhawk63 0
Shave another guy's initials into it.
ThorneCrossed 9
that's gross as hell
katie72 6
that's cunning.
JALove 0
dude...i seriously wish guys would be more sensitive...maybe you have your morals and he just needs to either ask politely or get over it...it doesnt feel any different anyway whether its shaved or not... **** guys!!
fuzzybrownbear 0
Well if you go down on her then ya, hair in your mouth is a turn off to most guys
emodude44 0
Yeah I get what you mean.... Must suck for girls too though. Pubic hair bombs. Like harsh bombs.
buddyguyfriend 1
it feels way better. bushes are terrible and a total turn off
hutch66 13
Judging by your photo, your a woman. So how would you know that it's the same. A hairy vag is gross.
G0v3nat0r 7
8 is probably a lesbian
ZeoVGM 0
How are morals related to shaving your pubic hair exactly? It's 2009! Keep that shit maintained! It's not sexy!
MadPercussion 0
agreed. all is settled
iloveeyouuxD 9
Now 2011:)
xxHaley2011xx 8
Now 2012. :3
dixiefoxx 22
Now it's 2013 :)
tsent8 15
, and if my machine worked its now 2014.
kitkatmiaow 21
It did!!! Woo 2014 :D x
lolfood 24
2029 now
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Oops, I time traveled back to 2015!
DonaIdTrump 14
Now, it's 2016.
InobodyI 11
Now it's 2017 ;)
Catto-Golden 23
2018, and not everyone likes a shaved partner. I prefer natural
camis 0
#10 I shaved once and my boyfriend said he preferred it long with shaved bikini lines. Not everyone agrees with what you think is sexy.
macca1234 1
your bf is wrong.
Locu5 0
Your bf is confused my friend
clone6510 4
My bf told me specifically to be natural & not shave. He doesn't like when i shave, even if it's along the bikini line.
mleeb 0
stop complaining and do what you need to do.
Miru_fml 0
I agree with #13
Blind_Ninja 0
I couldn't be with a girl who didn't shave. If she had a problem with pubic hair, I'd give her the same courtesy if that's what she wanted. I don't like hair in my food. Plain and simple.
ThorneCrossed 9
it was really subtle until the very end haha
bunniex1 11
does ur girlfriend have a mcdonalds down there?
daisylokes 16
#99 lmao ? xD
MEGAmaN_fml 0
if it was from la senza they came free with every purchase!
Origami86 6
EPIC comment. oh did you make me laugh. +1