Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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jissie 6
win for your boyfriend.
allmine133 0
that's horrible. What a dick.
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stone1 0
boyfriend win. like his humor.
Justine94_x 31
That's horrible.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
I'm not touching the debates with a 39 1/2 foot pole. OP, I giggled at your boyfriends sense of humor,sorry. Not knowing the full context of the conversation doesn't help; but it reads in a way that it CAN be taken as a sarcastic attempt to either make you feel guilty or make you forget about the pain... or he has a twisted sense of humor and wasn't trying to be an asshat.
Lisa89 3
Are you talking about The morning after pill? (never heard of it refereed to as emerg contraceptive) Because if so, your boyfriend is stupid. Fertilisation can take several days after sex so if you took it the day after OP wasn't even fertilised and never pregnant. So LEARN your facts people. Your bf sounds stupid and I hope OP learns to be a bit more responsible (i.e use a condom that's the right size and put on carefully every time ect)
tencentsakiss 19
"Emergency contraception" and "the morning after pill" are the same thing.
ajohnson2318 0
Your*. Dumbass.
guppy40000 0
from that comment i dont think you guys are mature enough to be having sex. Thanks for aborting it though, the less stupid people on this planet the better.
mask724 7
I agree
zoezoe06 0
he's not lying. that's what you get for being irresponsible
lemonloli1990 7
not an abortion pill smart one. if you are already pregnant, it doesn't kill the baby. you should look before you go swallowing things willy nilly.
lifesluck 0
Marry him. Quickly. Before someone snatches him up. Catch the sarcasm? I think you can do better. If YOU don't, then YDI
bloobelly 0
WHOA!!!