Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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jissie 6
win for your boyfriend.
allmine133 0
that's horrible. What a dick.
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Comments (248)
contedefees 11
wow, FYL, not for his asshole comment, but for having such a stupid boyfriend in the first place. That's not how emergency contraception works. Hence the CONTRACEPTION part.
bitterfaceplant 0
Not only is that a win, but it's a epic win. You deserve it for being a baby killing bitch.
NattG17 0
Seriously?
RavenNight 0
wat the hell is wrong with him. cella or not hes messed up. you should have replied with ya and the end of ur sex life too
cocobarracuda_fml 0
Many people should get educated about how life works. It's been said like 30 times but once again, no, emergency contraception pill DOES NOT kill a foetus or anything. How can you call OP an irresponsible person if yourself don't even know how contraception works ? How can you tell her she's not ready for a baby if yourself don't even know how conception works ? Learn before you can 'lecture' someone, but all the same, just a little bit of unpretentiousness will never be too much.
RockAngies40 17
Before you lecture someone, check your spelling: fetus not foetus. lol Everyone should just relax.
Faithful_Jewel 0
Depends what form of English you are used to. British English is foetus (as someone above said, not unlike haemoglobin) while American English is fetus. There's nothing wrong with saying colour or color... they're both correct, just "incorrect" in different contexts. The internet means you have to take all correct spellings of different branches of the same language with a pinch of salt. I still agree with the relax comment though XD And I would advise some basic sex ed. while I'm at it...
DBach 0
He is a chronic asshole!!!
ckjacques53198 0
that is so funny cuz it's true
MsSoulReaper 27
That's not possible >.< the baby hasn't even began to form. So you're a.. zygote killer at the most.
sikstix 2
oh my holy ******* shit. it was a joke. lighten the hell up. all that was "killed" In truth was cells. cells die every single day.
trclocke 1
@ you and @ 124 and others - let's not turn this into a debate over when "fetal tissue" magically becomes sentient, shall we? Everyone knows that it's unconscious until birth, so there's no need to start a debate.
trclocke 1
LOL
gabzterz_15 0
he's so rude!!! he should be thankful u took it! unless he wanted to be a baby daddy!