Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Panic!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Nice guy
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML
The trumpets of doom
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Awesome
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
That's nice
Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
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meelo88 13
Well at least he was clearing the air... Parents like honesty....
citymayer 7
Well, at least you aren't...
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meelo88 13
Well at least he was clearing the air... Parents like honesty....
UMad_Bro 3
How obvious can the boyfriend be?
DrDilllonReese 12
He could walk around with a pregnancy test that reads positive. That may be slightly more obvious...
DrDilllonReese 12
31- Glad I could be of service.
EvilPotato 15
9 the boyfriend also could have yelled "good thing she's not preggo after we had the hot'n'sexy night last month."
DrDilllonReese 12
63- I'm not quite sure, but I think I have you a tad bit beat on the obvious scale. Just a little :p
duckiiboy 0
he's talking about anal
elementalz 2
63 does it take a month to notice ur pregnant where u come from lol last I checked u start finding out around 2-3 weeks o ya and Gz OP
EvilPotato 15
72 I was just using an example calm down grandpa. 64 don't beat around the bush, you think you're more obvious than me do you, well I call a Mortal Combat, I CALL SCORPION.
aruam365 24
If you're young enough to be embarrassed to have your parents know you're sexually active; you're too young to be sexually active. And, your boyfriend is right. At least your not pregnant!
aruam365 24
clearly I meant you're*
QuisMysterium 4
How clear?
DrDilllonReese 12
72- take a joke :)
citymayer 7
Well, at least you aren't...
XxREXxX 0
^^^^true dat^^^^ if u were pregnate you would be writing much worse fml
zachherbert 10
YOU need to put all the letters in a word. See, THAT wasn't that bad.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
That's when she mumbles "yes I am..."
13FTW 9
That* you* pregnant* a much worse*
13FTW 9
**** my brain for pushing send instead of show me the comment. Okay be cool here, uhhhh penguins!!
armyofficerwife 0
Well at least your not.
zachherbert 10
Very polite... I like it.
armyofficerwife 0
I really don't give a shit about spelling and the fact that you spend time running around the Internet looking for people to correct is really sad. No, no, you have a nice day. :D
obviousboy 8
It's pretty clear you don't give a shit about spelling when you misspell such a simple word. On the bright side, we all know that you're an idiot now. Have a nice day. :D
nublets 12
I find it silly that grammar nazis choose to correct people in the internet, its mostly a large collection of ignorant people. Correct your friends and make a real impact :D id like that more
armyofficerwife 0
When the hell did this involve you? Are you starving for attention? You poor poor person. Here let me help. Hello, how are you? Would you like to be a part of this conversation? Oh an by the way, one grammatical error does not make me and idiot. Taking time to comment on someone else's conversation does. It also makes you nosey.
EvilPotato 15
59 shut up now before I start to rage.
Tarak_fml 7
59- you mean "and" and "an". have a nice day :P
fuckinehthatsuck 0
59 - an* not and. have a great day!
nublets 12
Total grammar pwning going on here
GrammaticalNazi 2
I thought about correcting this, but I think my officer status in the Grammatical Nazi Community (GNC.com) prevents me from correcting such frivolous mistakes. Congratulations, however, on those of you newer to the community who got your corrections in. Now all of you, have a ******* nice day, and if anyone in this conversation wishes someone a nice day again I'm going to flip a bitch.
EvilPotato 15
78 thanks for clearing that up, have a nice day.
Amonynous 1
this conversation wishes someone a nice day again(,) I'm going to flip a bitch. You forgot a comma. I fixed it for you. Have a nice day :D
False_Stupidity 42
So once the bitch is flipped, you can do the other side.
Decapitation 3
59 - You're a dick. Have an average day.
graped112 5
62 - Please rage, id love to see it! I'm sure your capable of causing great wrath over the Internet right?
armyofficerwife 0
You are all retarded children. I'm done with you.
deathbreadstick 10
I find it rather humorous you're arguing with "retarded children". Most of which are more grammatically correct than you.
vampire1618 5
-gasp- But, that's not politically correct!
Decapitation 3
Handled like a true adult. Someone corrects you and then says "have a nice day", and you say "I don't give a shit." Then you call everyone retarded children.
fthislyfe 22
I know you're all gonna rage now but I think #3 isn't that bad at grammar. It was only one mistake. And "and" was obviously a typo. Anyway, I think people have different talents and not just grammar. Although it was a very simple word. But still... You're being too harsh.
GrammaticalNazi 2
109 - you correct someone only when they're being thumbed down. Duh.
fthislyfe 22
110: I looked at your profile and I realized you such at grammar BIG TIME! So stop trying and take some English courses. Thanks!
fthislyfe 22
Oh and have a nice day dumbass!
humorizer 14
/Me wonders what it's like to 'such' at grammar.
fthislyfe 22
114: It was obviously a typo!
Decapitation 3
Fthislyfe - The reason people are hating is because after a polite correction this "adult" responded with hostility.
MichellinMan 20
I feel like a Jew surrounded by grammar nazis.
cusetown 2
such lolll
humorizer 14
@115: Perhaps the person you went all psycho on made 'typos' as well. It's funny that the corrector has become the correctee.
tx_beast 5
I ******* love you. Thank you for making my day.
HamIsGood1234 0
Well it's true...
mintcar 10
Your boyfriend knows how to make an impression.... -_-
xhiizors 0
hahaha. so your fat? xD
MichellinMan 20
Wow that is not what that means you douchebag.
GrammaticalNazi 2
I normal wouldn't correct a simple mistake such as this, but since no one else has mentioned this, my duty as a Grammatical Nazi ordains that I must: *You're
fuckinehthatsuck 0
normally*
GrammaticalNazi 2
84 - Damn you're right. Stupid typos...now I'm back to correcting these types of errors :(
angrymexican 8
You forgot a period.
deathbreadstick 10
You forgot a comma after damn.
Decapitation 3
Actually, some of the comments implied that he was using "your" instead of "you're".
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
You still might be pregnant... Lol "I didn't know I was pregnant" ftw! I love that show...
jasper218 4
ER?
kiakia0131 23
No, there's an actual TV show called "I didn't Know I was Pregnant." It airs on TLC (or it could be Discovery, not too sure). It might air on a different channel where you live, or it might not air at all.
SkardeyKat 3
Lol yeah this fml made me think of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, too.
ohmandapants 17
She's obviously not pregnant.
jasper218 4
Apologies if this is posted twice, I don't think it went through the first time. 29- Ah, thanks, I wasn't aware of that show. I don't really watch TV much. I guessed ER because I just started watching it starting with s4 (Alex Kingston fan) and that line was in an episode; it was fresh in my memory.
LilAngel606 5
WTF
Joshoa123 16
I'm assuming you didn't fall for him because of his way with words.
aPieceOfFruit 16
At least he wasn't wrong. That coulda been real awkward Him: "At least she isn't pregnant!" Doctor:"Well actually......*cough*"
hatersgunnahat 0
Well at least he wasn't lying.... Or was he?