Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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Top comments
jissie 6
win for your boyfriend.
allmine133 0
that's horrible. What a dick.
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Comments (248)
vietmanx 10
that's not how it works
ajansen87 0
Holy shit people, lighten up....it was most likely a funny comment he made to her before actually helping her. This doesn't make him a moron or an asshole, just briefly funny.
G6chick 0
if it helps he was wrong it's not the abortion pill
Luv4Amuc 0
yeah, sorry you had to feel the little baby dying inside of you slowly... and you got yourself a duche bf.... but you sholdnt feel bad about your choice.. only because its to late now.. but you can prevent it from happening again, its called "SAFE SEX" you should try it out sometime...
kqauilsdotnet 0
hahahaha <3 he's obviously joking, if he isnt then you shouldn't sex retards. get a sense if humor!...or a new boyfriend. oh if you don't wanna be in pain have responsible sex, yeah life is simple like that.
sizar 1
ahahahahaha!! love it
effstephslife 0
I just took it as a joke. I don't think he was serious or was trying to be insensitive. I thought it was pretty funny.
Pokerhontas87 0
The morning after pill is an clinically considered abortion if the egg is fertilized by sperm. If fertilized, it prevents it from reaching the uterus. But you'll never know if that happened.
Pokerhontas87 0
If the sperm fertilized the egg before taking the pill, it's clinically considered an abortion. It prevents the fertilized egg from reaching the uterus. But if not, it's just a means of birth control.
rocker_chick23 27
#194: It is not an abortion. It's no worse than a sexually active women having her period. Many fertilized eggs are flushed out during their period
Pokerhontas87 0
As soon as the sperm fertilizes the egg, she becomes pregnant-at conception. If that's already happened, the pill prevents the FERTILIZED EGG from reaching the uterus, to grow and develop into a fetus. If none of that happened, the pill simply acts as birth control.